How many times has your BFF promised you that she will start eating healthily, and how many times has she rescheduled because of a number of reasons (read: excuses)?

It’s always good to be supportive of a friend who wishes for a positive lifestyle shift, but if you often find yourself physically standing between her and a dessert buffet (and losing the battle), then here are a few things you may want to tell her the next time she tells you “totoo na ‘to.”



1. “'Di nga?”
You just want to be sure.


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2. “Diet? When? Next decade?”
So that you can put it on your calendar.



3. “But I just bought you this yummy pizza!”
Lure her to the dark side.


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4. “Girl, niloko na nga ako ng lahat ng lalaki, pati ba naman ikaw, lolokohin ako?
Lies, lies, lies!


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5. “Joke ba ‘to?”
What’s the punchline?


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6. “Your promise to diet is like my heart – always broken.”
Dish out the hugot!



7. “Gutom lang ‘yan.
Then offer her a chocolate bar.


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8. “Diet? But it’s almost my birthday/your birthday/Jesus’s birthday!”
NO ONE goes on a diet when it’s someone’s birthday.


9. “Girl, magsayaw na lang tayo.”

Because after so many diet promises that never pushed through, that’s all that you can do.


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