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More than kilay, food is life. And why not? Eating good food brings you a lot of happiness and great memories. (Ahem, #excuses)

If your friend catches you with a pint of ice cream just thirty minutes after you declared that were too full to eat the rest of the day, give her any of these answers:

1. “Bakit ba?”

There’s nothing wrong with having a second/third breakfast!

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2. “Yes, and I’m not sharing.”

It’s not selfishness. It’s self-love.

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3. “Takot akong magutom.”

“Bakit ikaw, hindi?”

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4. “Because unlike men, food satisfies me.”

You’re empowered like that.

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5. “Dahil biyaya ang pagkain.”

And you’re counting your blessings.

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6. “I’ll diet after this.”

To which your BFF says, “I don’t believe you.”

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7. “Healthy naman ‘to.”

Yes, keep telling yourself that potato chips are healthy because they’re made from potatoes.

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8. “Hindi ako nabusog.”

Then again, never ka nabubusog.

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9. “Because if there are ‘It’ girls, I’m an ‘Eat’ girl!”

Then laugh at your own joke.

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