Lucky are those who see their officemates as an extended family or at those who at least have a perfectly decent relationship with their co-workers. You enjoy working with them during office hours, but you also have a blast getting together for dinner and drinks. However, for those who have a hate-hate relationship going on with their neighbors, well, at least you have us to run to. Here, 10 “dear officemate” letters we can all relate to!

1. From GIRLTalker slickchick

Dear officemate, naguguluhan na ako sa gusto mong mangyari. You want me to do task 1, then while I'm [in] the middle of it, ipapatigil mo naman so that I can work on task 2. Then while I'm at task 2, sasabihin mo ituloy ko na lang si task 1. Can you please make up your mind kung ano talaga ang gusto mong unahin ko? Sakit sa ulo ah...

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2. From GIRLTalker drag0nfly

Dear Officemate,
Please lang hindi ako interesado sa telenovela ng buhay mo. Wala ka ng ibang bukambibig kung problema mo sa asawa mo, sa anak mo, sa querida ng asawa mo. Honestly, I was just being polite nung mga unang pagkakataon na nagkwento ka, pero naging wrong move pala kasi ayaw mo na tumigil! Migod, puro ikaw nalang ang topic natin. Kaya mula ngayon, hindi na ako mag-iinitiate ng conversation ever. Tamang small talk nalang tayo from time to time, pero yung kakakamustahin kita, ay wag na. Can of worms lang ang ending palagi.
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3. From GIRLTalker aranses

Dear officemate,
I hate you for being so slow! Grabe mauubusan na kami ng dugo kakapaliwanag sa iyo. At your age, dapat marami ka [ng] alam sa construction! Eh parang nangyari ngayon ka pa lang nag-umpisa, anong nangyari sa 20 years na nagwork ka?!
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4. From GIRLTalker chizzyness


Dear officemate, wag ka na mag-apply as team lead... Hindi mo pa kaya. I can see it. :p
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5. From GIRLTalker twelvth_goddess

Ang laki mo masyado para magpa-cute. Please, umarte ng naaayon sa ichura lang.
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6. From GIRLTalker blatherina

Dear officemate,

Stop it, it's creepy! Next time, I'll call you a stalker to your face, in front of everyone.
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7. From GIRLTalker jenie0519

Dear Officemate,

Masyado kang insecure, hindi ako nakikipag pagandahan at pasexyhan sayo kaya manahimik ka. Kung makapag comment ka eh kala mo napakaganda at sexy mo. At please tigilan mo ko sa kakakwento mo kung gaano ka kaganda at kung sino sino ang mga nagagandahan sa 'yo dahil hindi ako interesado. Masyado kang mahangin, pasosyal ka na wala namang ibubuga! Makipag-taasan ka ng ihi sa mga kagaya mong mayabang. Isa pang comment mo na hindi naman kita tinatanong? Babangasan na talaga kita ng mukha ng mawala yang natitira mong "ganda"!
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8. From GIRLTalker ladyxylenz

Dear officemate,

Nalaman kong magreresign ka na... Makakbuti sayo yan ipagpatuloy mo ang pag momodel baka jan ka sumikat. Makakabuti din ang pag alis mo dito sa department natin mababawasan na ang kakaasaran ng mga ibang ka officemate natin...
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9. From GIRLTalker slickchick

Dear officemate, natatawa ako sa wall posts mo sa FB. Kung hindi puro pictures mo, photos and quotes about love, breaking up and bit*hing out. Nakikinita ko na the next time na magkwento ka sa akin - puro about lovelife na naman yan. hahaha! ;D
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10. From GIRLTalker chichay20

Dear Officemate,

ganyan ba talaga ugali mo? MAYKEL ka talaga! Kilala lang ako pag MAYKELANGAN grabe! tsk! grabe ha... ugali mo baguhin mo! grabe!
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(Flashbox screencap from Suits courtesy of USA Network)



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