In a perfect world, we'd all think of our breakups like Ariana Grande—with enough gratitude to write a hit song about the lessons we've learned. But if the only thing your ex has done for you is to make you feel like less than the awesome woman that you are, then you might consider doing something petty-but-slightly-satisfying this Valentine's Day.
This one's for the guy who truly wrecked you.
The Hemsley Conservation Centre, a zoo located in the UK, has a "Name A Cockroach" program. On their website, they wrote, "For those that don't quite require revenge, there's another way to make you feel better about getting back at your ex this Valentine's Day."
And it'll only cost you a little over P100!
On top of knowing that a cockroach is named after your horrible ex, you also get a certificate. It won't have the roach's name—to avoid "fueling the fire". All the names will instead be posted on their roach board.
This story originally appeared on Cosmo.ph.
* Minor edits have been made by the Femalenetwork.com editors.