Does Valentine’s Day own the whole idea of romance and love and is Christmas just its more wholesome fuddy-duddy holiday cousin? Don’t be a romantic Scrooge with these tips to put some jingle in your—wink, wink!—bell. Celebrate the holidays with some sizzlin’ hot pizzazz and oomph.

A note from the author: You’ll probably need the kids, nannies, drivers, in-laws—heck, even the neighbors--to hike off to another place for a couple of hours to participate in any of these activities. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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