Whether’the breakup was amicable or not, no matter how much you try to sugar coat it, breakups can be painful. And if a certain man who thinks he's God's gift to women used any of these classic breakup lines to get rid of you (obviously he's the bad guy here), here are sassy responses to his lame and gasgas lines:

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1. “It’s not you, it’s me.”

You say: “It’s definitely you; you’re the one breaking up with me, diba? Babe, i
t’s YOUR loss, not mine.”



2. “Maybe it’s not yet the right time for us.”

You say:
“Kailangan pala ng appointment para dun? Oh well, I’ll be busy when that right time comes.”

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3. “Its better if we just stay as friends.”

You say: “Oh, sorry. I pick my friends carefully.

You can also say: “I don't take back trash that I already threw away, though.

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4. “You’re just too good for me.”

You say: “You’re damn right I am. You finally said something I could agree on.”

You can also say: “I’m actually surprised I settled for you.”


5. “We’re going different directions.”

You say: “Yeah, I’m going up and you’re going south.”

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6. “I’m still in love with my ex.”

You say: “I doubt she still loves you, though.”

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7. “I don’t want you to get hurt.”

You say: “Ay, hindi masakit! Sobrang saya ko nga eh!”



8. “I don’t love you anymore.”

You say: “Whew, good thing you said it first because I feel the same way, too.”

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9. “I found someone better.”

You say: “Aww, but are YOU even good for her?”

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