Whether you like it or not, there are and will be mistresses around. If you ever find yourself encountering the kabit of your boyfriend or husband, chances are, you might lose your cool. Instead of making a scene, here are nine snappy things you can say before making a graceful exit.

Tagtuyot ba ngayon?
My parents told me to be kind to animals. Always.
Kung gusto mo ng love life, maghintay ka, ‘wag ka mang-agaw.
How low his standards have fallen!
Mahilig ka pala sa secondhand?
No return, no exchange. He’s yours.
Can I take your photo? Wala na kaming panakot sa daga.
Kung feeling mo maganda ka, then you’re definitely not feeling well.
Wala ka na ngang beauty, wala pang brains. Ano na lang puhunan mo?


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