Whether you’re single or in a relationship, being asked when you're getting married can be nerve-racking and annoying at the same time. Here are eight witty answers you can give the next time someone asks you about tying the knot.

“Kapag single na si Richard Gomez”
“Bukas. Eh ikaw kailan ka ikakasal?”
“Next week. Kaso wala kang invite.”
“Kapag lumabas na yung baby.”
“Nag-propose na siya, tumanggi ako.”
“Ah sa February 30. Punta ka ha.”
“Darating din tayo diyan.”
“Next month, pero potluck. Ikaw sa lechon.”
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