If you're still feeling heartbroken and bitter about your last relationship or your last ex-something, maybe this zoo will help make you feel a bit better. How? By allowing you to name the most loathed insect on the planet, the cockroach, after him.
The Bronx Zoo in New York City will allow you to name a Madagascan Hissing Cockroach after a person you hate for $10. This entitles you to buy a roach, name it, and get a certificate you can display at home or post online. He he he.
How do you up the romance once you’ve named a roach for your Valentine? Add a side of chocolates! Make sure to place your order for sweet treats from @nunuchocolates by tomorrow at noon (12pm EST) to arrive by Valentine’s Day. bronxzoo.com/roach #namearoach #valentinesday #chocolate #roach #bronxzoo
But if you decide to spend more, for $35, you get a plush toy cockroach and for $50, you get everything--plus chocolates. YAY!
Valentine’s Day is approaching. Whether that makes you cry out with joy, or flat out cry, #NameARoach is here to help. For $10 name a Bronx Zoo cockroach after your sweetie, or cement an ex’s place in history. Happy naming! Link in bio. Visit bronxzoo.com/roach. #BronxZoo #cockroach #ValentinesDay #Valentine #roach @epicurious @coffeeintheshower @hilarioushumanitarian @popsugarfood @ediblebrooklyn @timeoutnewyork @nymag @beigecardigan @betches @girlwithnojob
All proceeds will benefit the Bronx Zoo...and you, because you finally got rid of that ex!
This story originally appeared on Candymag.com.
* Minor edits have been made by the Femalenetwork.com editors.