In a move we can only describe as brilliant, two proper British gentlemen act out a skit featuring an argument between two hormonal YouTube commenters. The two rabid fans got into a conflict over One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" video, with lines like "You don't really love him" and "You can't be a Directioner with a name like Jilianlovesthebeibs" getting thrown into the mix.

Now, watch these exact same sentences being delivered by characters we can only describe as being straight out of a classic noir film.

(Screencap from Dead Parrot on YouTube)