Whether it comes in the form of an unsolicited comment from your nosy tita during a family reunion or an unwanted greeting from a tactless officemate, this phrase can definitely be annoying. Even though it’s meant as a joke, it can be rude, and honestly, leave you a little hurt. The next time someone tells you that you're getting a little pudgy, try these nine snappy and sassy responses.

"Talaga? Pinaghirapan ko yan."

"It makes me harder to kidnap."

"Salamat. Ikaw rin."

"I just have big bones."

"More to love naman."

"Nagbabawas lang ako ng appeal."

"Baby fat lang ‘yan."

"Dukha lang ang pumapayat."

"Okay lang, maganda naman ako."

SCREENSHOT: Mean Girls/Paramount Pictures (2004); GIFS: Giphy.com

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