Wearing white scares you.
No matter how careful you are, food stains continue to make their marks on you – literally.
Tripping over your own feet is a thing.
Whether you’re wearing heels or flats, there is no exception.
You find “mystery bruises” on your body
“Where did I even get these?!”
You feel like the furniture is always attacking you.
The hot spots: your hips and your pinky toe.
Door-smacking happens way more than usual.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a glass door or not – it still hurts!
You hold on for dear life when the bus suddenly moves and you're like...
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“Kuya naman, eh!”
You’re extra careful when you’re browsing the home department
…since you don’t want to pay extra for anything you might “bump” into.
Your phone has little dents and scratching
Thanks to your your butter fingers.
Putting on makeup takes a little bit longer.
Damn you, eye liner!
Your friends are scared of you when you're drunk.
You screaming “Freedom!” while running around will most likely cause accidents.
…but sometimes, they think you’re drunk even if you’re not.
Dropping your phone on your face happens almost EVERY. NIGHT.
Holding a baby terrifies you.
“What if it cries and I drop it?”
You’re extra careful when walking on slippery floors
…because you still trip over on perfectly dry floors. *sighs*
When you wear heels, you feel like a baby taking its first steps.
“Slow and steady…oops, great. Hi, floor.”
Even though you’re clumsy, it adds spark to your life.
There's never a dull moment when you’re around!
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