1. You’re so cute!
2. Now, you don’t have to worry about being taller than your date.
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
3. How tall are you?
It's for me to know and you to find out.
4. You’re that short?!
Yes, do you have a problem with that?
5. You’re so tiny, I feel like you can fit inside my pocket!
Thanks, but no thanks.
6. Can you really reach for it?
Yes, I can. My feet can also reach your face.
7. So, do you wear high heels all the time?
When I want to feel pretty. Comfy shoes for the win.
8. Do you buy your clothes in the kids' section?
When I need a banging crop top, then yes.
9. You look so adorable!
10. You should wear vertical stripes so you would look taller.
You're a fashion guru now?
11. You’re just as tall as my 10-year old sister.
Yay to me?
12. Thanks to you, I always feel tall.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
13. Do you pay for kiddie tickets?
OMG. Am I entitled to them?
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