Author Topic: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p (Read 259060 times)

mrgrey · « **Reply #80 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:10:15 am »

b: electric fan ka ba?
g: bakit?
b: pindot ko pa lang, umiikot ka na

b: butter ka ba?
g: bakit?
b: gusto kitang i-spread

b: peanut butter ka ba?
g: bakit?
b: ang sarap ng mani mo

t_r_i_s_h · « **Reply #81 on:** March 28, 2014, 12:36:45 pm »

B: Miss baril ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: patira naman kahit isang putok lang.

honeybunny · « **Reply #82 on:** October 30, 2014, 05:48:04 am »

More! More! Haha funny yung font.

fredprinz · « **Reply #83 on:** November 13, 2014, 01:58:25 pm »

B: Miss, manok ka ba?

G: Bakit?

B: Upuan mo naman itlog ko.

=P

tisaygirl123 · « **Reply #84 on:** November 14, 2014, 09:12:44 am »

B: Gusto mo bang kantahan kita ng akin ka nalang?

G: Ayoko, bakit mo naman ako kakantahan?

B: Kasi ang itchy ng worm ko eh

blackgreen · « **Reply #85 on:** November 14, 2014, 10:44:49 am »

B: Unggoy ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Gustong gusto mo kasing kinakain saging ko.

twix01 · « **Reply #86 on:** December 06, 2014, 03:42:04 pm »

shet laughtrip yun magnum font and doughnut

more pick up lines pls

nakakagoodvibes haha!

athletic^dude · « **Reply #87 on:** December 09, 2014, 11:22:41 am »

boyfriend: mahal...number ka ba?
girlfriend: bakit?
boyfriend: kasi gusto kita laging count to ten

bumblebeer · « **Reply #88 on:** December 16, 2014, 09:10:02 am »

B: Kahoy ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Kase ang sarap mo sibakin eh

erza0916 · « **Reply #89 on:** January 12, 2015, 07:44:25 pm »

Boy: bibili ako ng cake, ikaw mag slice ha

Girl: bakit?

Boy: gusto ko matikman hiwa mo eh

Hahaha tawa kami ni hubby dto eh.

whatsmyusername · « **Reply #90 on:** January 13, 2015, 12:33:45 am »

B: Fishball ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Ang sarap mo kasi tuhugin eh!

mmiiccss · « **Reply #91 on:** February 07, 2015, 04:05:03 pm »

B: Watermelon ka ba?
G: Hindi! Bakit?
B: ahh... pakwan?

kikaygirl5810 · « **Reply #92 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:51:27 pm »

Girl: Lollipop kaba
Boy: Bakit? gusto moko mulmulan ano!?
Girl: Hindi ah! Gusto kitang ibabad....

lol

Oxytocin · « **Reply #93 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:47:28 am »

dapat gamitin itong pickup line na ito pag umuulan o basa ang kalye.

girl: halika na, dito tayo.

boy: (naka simangot) ayoko nga pumunta dyan... baka madulas pa ako (pause) na sabihan ka ng i love you.

haha!

three8one · « **Reply #94 on:** February 19, 2015, 01:15:49 pm »

B: lamesa ka ba?
G: hindi, bakit?
B: sarap mo kasing patungan!

DaintyMe · « **Reply #95 on:** February 20, 2015, 05:54:04 pm »

B: Bagoong ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko.

B: Do you live on a chicken farm?
G: No. Why?
B: 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

razor021 · « **Reply #96 on:** February 21, 2015, 03:27:05 pm »

Boy: Hindi sa maarte ako, pero bakit hindi ko malasahan ang labi ko!

Girl: so what?

Boy: Pwede tikman mo?

ajang · « **Reply #97 on:** March 10, 2015, 05:48:26 am »

g: diver ka ba?

b: baket?

g: sisirin mo nga ako.

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g: patay gutom ka yata eh

b: bakit naman?

g: kung kainin mo ko parang walang bukas.

rammskien · « **Reply #98 on:** May 07, 2015, 02:24:43 pm »

Boy: buti pa ang prutas,gulay at karne.
Girl: hahaha! alam ko na yan. lahat yan nag mahalan na tayo na lang ang hindi pa.
Boy: hindi! lahat yun natikman ko na. ikaw na lang ang hindi pa!

young_maiden · « **Reply #99 on:** May 08, 2015, 01:59:41 pm »

^ hahahaha. benta yan ha!

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Author Topic: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p (Read 259060 times)

mrgrey

t_r_i_s_h

honeybunny

fredprinz

tisaygirl123

blackgreen

twix01

athletic^dude

bumblebeer

erza0916

whatsmyusername

mmiiccss

kikaygirl5810

Oxytocin

three8one

DaintyMe

razor021

ajang

rammskien

young_maiden

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