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sugar n spice

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Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« on: May 11, 2012, 01:46:02 pm »
I have one....

Boy: Chicharon ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Kasi ang ingay mo pagkinakain kita  ;D ;D ;D
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

kyuza

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 03:06:36 pm »
Boy: Cake ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Patikim naman ng hiwa mo  ;D 
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sugar n spice

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 03:16:34 pm »
Meron pa!

Boy: ketchup ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Gusto ko kasing isawsaw hotdog ko sayo.

--hindi naman kaya red flag to? eew!
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

kyuza

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2012, 04:00:24 pm »
Boy: Watermelon ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Pakwan!

 ;D
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simplybrilliant

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 04:09:19 pm »
Freezer ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi lahat ng pinapasok sayo tumitigas. :D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 08:50:25 pm »
Harina ka ba?

Bakit?

Sarap mo kasing lamasin. ;D

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Para kang pag-aaral.

Bakit?

Ginagapang kasi yun, di ba?   ;)

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Palay ka ba?

Bakit?

Sarap mo kasing bayuhin! :P

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Ice cream ka ba?

Bakit?

Parang ang sarap mong dilaan e!  :P :P :P

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zherowhanthwo

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 09:57:32 pm »
G: alam mo bang manok ako?

B: OH? talaga lang ha!

G: OO nga! gusto mo limliman ko itlog mo!

HAHAHAHAAH!

Mr.Punch

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2012, 01:37:53 am »
Boy: Tricycle ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy:  Gusto kasi kitang sakyan ..... hanggang labasan.  ;D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2012, 04:11:34 am »
super LIKE 2nd to the last post.. . Hahaha.. Limliman talaga ah :)

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2012, 04:34:05 am »
sooooooooo funny!!!!  :)
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 06:30:38 am »
.,ang kulet.,hahaha

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 06:45:08 am »
Guy:  Do you know that your body is 70% water?

Girl:  Yes.  Why?

Guy:  I'm thirsty.

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2012, 07:06:07 am »
paaralan ka ba?

ang sarap mo kasing pasukan..  ;D

para kang lamesa..

sarap mong patungan ;D :D :P

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 07:52:15 am »
Guy:  Miss, kahoy na pang-gatong ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Guy: Mukha ka kasing masarap sibakin.   ::)

sugar n spice

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 06:16:56 pm »
boy: sana baril ka na lang...

girl: baket?

boy: para pwede kitang kalabitin

girl: kaw din sana baril ka din.

boy: bakit?

girl: para pwede mo ko paputukan
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

zherowhanthwo

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2012, 10:46:07 pm »
B: MISS, MISS BARIL KA BA?

G: BAKIT?

B: PATIRA NAMAN OOH. KAHIT ISANG PUTOK LANG!  ::)

HAHA! pffft. :D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2012, 11:01:27 pm »
Miss, leche flan ka ba?

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2012, 11:06:33 pm »
bakit? :D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2012, 11:28:59 pm »
bakit? :D

Kasi ang tahimik mo pag kinakain kita. :P

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2012, 11:41:26 pm »
Kasi ang tahimik mo pag kinakain kita. :P

medyo maingay naman ah. hehe :D :D

 


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