Author Topic: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p  (Read 152687 times)

minatay91

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2015, 10:32:17 pm »
basketball ring ka ba?
hinahanap ka kase ng balls ko :P
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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita
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Ang ganda mo ay parang gel. Nakakatigas ;D
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three8one

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #101 on: May 21, 2015, 01:24:20 pm »
boy: kung ako gagawa ng libro, gusto ko ang maging title bagay sa sports mong taekwando..

girl: so anong title ang gusto mo?

boy: KICKING PINAY!


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