Author Topic: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p (Read 176544 times)

ryan22 · « **Reply #60 on:** September 07, 2013, 02:35:23 pm »

Quote from: Cathyap on September 07, 2013, 02:29:00 pm

Sairin mo ang nata de coco.

bakit?

NickSparks · « **Reply #61 on:** September 10, 2013, 07:34:34 pm »

Quote from: GentleJack on September 04, 2013, 06:06:59 am

Bf: Font ka ba?
Gf: Bkt?
Bf: Gusto kasi kita i-bold at italic.

hahahha

Carduran · « **Reply #62 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:09:54 am »

eto naman...

Me - be, feeling ko tubig ako at freezer ka...

Wife - HA?!? Baket?!?

Me - Kasi... lagi mo akong pinapatigas eh!

anon · « **Reply #63 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:22:53 am »

^ Hahaha!

minatay91 · « **Reply #64 on:** September 24, 2013, 05:20:35 am »

*** bump dahil sa sobrang tawa ko dito.

Boy: Sana restaurant ka nalang
girl: bakit?
boy: kase eat all you can siya kase

hayne22 · « **Reply #65 on:** September 24, 2013, 09:13:08 am »

soo funnny!!!

Respect · « **Reply #66 on:** October 01, 2013, 02:57:39 am »

KFC ka ba?

Kasi you're finger likin' good

rallie_art · « **Reply #67 on:** October 03, 2013, 02:31:37 pm »

Boy: Miss para kang nausog.

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing Lawayan eh.....

rhomalicious · « **Reply #68 on:** October 14, 2013, 10:35:33 am »

Boy: You must be the reason for global warming
Girl: Why?
Boy: because you’re HOT

Shadow Angel · « **Reply #69 on:** November 02, 2013, 07:55:51 pm »

Hahaha kakatawa...

maydaymayday · « **Reply #70 on:** November 03, 2013, 12:09:31 am »

Boy: Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Hinahanap ka kasi ng Hotdog ko!

mixxy16 · « **Reply #71 on:** November 10, 2013, 02:12:19 am »

The font pickup line is so damn effective

alexsy · « **Reply #72 on:** December 10, 2013, 08:17:11 am »

aliw ang font!!!

Chris.topher · « **Reply #73 on:** December 27, 2013, 11:59:17 pm »

Sana.....

rice ka na lang,

para lage kitang kinakain..

-peace!

lynn wolf · « **Reply #74 on:** March 18, 2014, 02:39:48 am »

Miss Halo-halo ka ba?

ChocoCat · « **Reply #75 on:** March 18, 2014, 05:51:29 pm »

^ Bakit?

My share.. I was talking to a guy about wishes.. He said.. "I'll help you make some of your wishes come true." And so I said, "Bakit? Genie ka ba?"
And his answer was.... "Yes. So come on and rub my lamp with your gentle hands so I can make your wishes come true."

LOL.

lynn wolf · « **Reply #76 on:** March 18, 2014, 07:40:47 pm »

kasi kapag punta ako ng audio store, lagi ko audio ang Epos Epic 2. ^

t_r_i_s_h · « **Reply #77 on:** March 24, 2014, 02:00:35 am »

Quote from: zherowhanthwo on May 11, 2012, 09:57:32 pm

G: alam mo bang manok ako?

B: OH? talaga lang ha!

G: OO nga! gusto mo limliman ko itlog mo!

HAHAHAHAAH!

Tawang tawa ko dito! hahahahahha

mc21 · « **Reply #78 on:** March 25, 2014, 08:16:42 am »

Girl : Hon, bibili ako ng new Bra
Guy : Ha?? Baket pa, eh wala ka naman ba-bra-han ah.
Girl : Eh bakit ikaw, bili ka ng Bili ng bagong brief

Razchelle · « **Reply #79 on:** March 26, 2014, 06:03:28 am »

G: Ulan ka ba?
B: bakit?
G: coz you're making me wet!

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