Author Topic: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p  (Read 176542 times)

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2014, 08:10:15 am »
b: electric fan ka ba?
g: bakit?
b: pindot ko pa lang, umiikot ka na  ;D

b: butter ka ba?
g: bakit?
b: gusto kitang i-spread  ;)

b: peanut butter ka ba?
g: bakit?
b: ang sarap ng mani mo  ;D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #81 on: March 28, 2014, 12:36:45 pm »
B: Miss baril ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: patira naman kahit isang putok lang.  ;D
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #82 on: October 30, 2014, 05:48:04 am »
More! More! Haha funny yung font.

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #83 on: November 13, 2014, 01:58:25 pm »
B: Miss, manok ka ba?

G: Bakit?

B: Upuan mo naman itlog ko.

=P
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2014, 09:12:44 am »
B: Gusto mo bang kantahan kita ng akin ka nalang?


G: Ayoko, bakit mo naman ako kakantahan?




B: Kasi ang itchy ng worm ko eh  ;D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #85 on: November 14, 2014, 10:44:49 am »
B: Unggoy ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Gustong gusto mo kasing kinakain saging ko.
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #86 on: December 06, 2014, 03:42:04 pm »
shet laughtrip yun magnum font and doughnut :)
more pick up lines pls :) nakakagoodvibes haha!
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #87 on: December 09, 2014, 11:22:41 am »
boyfriend: mahal...number ka ba?
girlfriend: bakit?
boyfriend: kasi gusto kita laging count to ten
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #88 on: December 16, 2014, 09:10:02 am »
B: Kahoy ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Kase ang sarap mo sibakin eh  :P

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #89 on: January 12, 2015, 07:44:25 pm »
Boy: bibili ako ng cake, ikaw mag slice ha

Girl: bakit?

Boy: gusto ko matikman hiwa mo eh

Hahaha tawa kami ni hubby dto eh. :D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #90 on: January 13, 2015, 12:33:45 am »
B: Fishball ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Ang sarap mo kasi tuhugin eh!

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #91 on: February 07, 2015, 04:05:03 pm »
B: Watermelon ka ba?
G: Hindi! Bakit?
B: ahh... pakwan?  ;D

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #92 on: February 11, 2015, 01:51:27 pm »
Girl: Lollipop kaba
Boy: Bakit? gusto moko mulmulan ano!?
Girl: Hindi ah! Gusto kitang ibabad....

lol

 
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #93 on: February 13, 2015, 01:47:28 am »
dapat gamitin itong pickup line na ito pag umuulan o basa ang kalye.

girl: halika na, dito tayo.

boy: (naka simangot) ayoko nga pumunta dyan... baka madulas pa ako (pause) na sabihan ka ng i love you.

haha!  ;D
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #94 on: February 19, 2015, 01:15:49 pm »
B: lamesa ka ba?
G: hindi, bakit?
B: sarap mo kasing patungan!
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #95 on: February 20, 2015, 05:54:04 pm »
B: Bagoong ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko.


B: Do you live on a chicken farm?
G: No. Why?
B: 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #96 on: February 21, 2015, 03:27:05 pm »
Boy: Hindi sa maarte ako, pero bakit hindi ko malasahan ang labi ko!

Girl: so what?

Boy: Pwede tikman mo? ;)
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2015, 05:48:26 am »
g: diver ka ba?

b: baket?

g: sisirin mo nga ako.

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g: patay gutom ka yata eh

b: bakit naman?

g: kung kainin mo ko parang walang bukas.
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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #98 on: May 07, 2015, 02:24:43 pm »
Boy: buti pa ang prutas,gulay at karne.
Girl: hahaha! alam ko na yan. lahat yan nag mahalan na tayo na lang ang hindi pa.
Boy: hindi! lahat yun natikman ko na. ikaw na lang ang hindi pa!

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #99 on: May 08, 2015, 01:59:41 pm »
^ hahahaha. benta yan ha! :D
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