Author Topic: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p  (Read 259052 times)

ryan22

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2013, 02:35:23 pm »

NickSparks

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2013, 07:34:34 pm »
Bf: Font ka ba?
Gf: Bkt?
Bf: Gusto kasi kita i-bold at italic.

hahahha

Carduran

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #62 on: September 16, 2013, 08:09:54 am »
eto naman...

Me - be, feeling ko tubig ako at freezer ka...

Wife - HA?!? Baket?!?

Me - Kasi... lagi mo akong pinapatigas eh!


anon

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #63 on: September 16, 2013, 08:22:53 am »
^ Hahaha!

minatay91

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #64 on: September 24, 2013, 05:20:35 am »
*** bump dahil sa sobrang tawa ko dito.

Boy: Sana restaurant ka nalang
girl: bakit?
boy: kase eat all you can siya kase


:o

hayne22

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #65 on: September 24, 2013, 09:13:08 am »
soo funnny!!!  ;D

Respect

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #66 on: October 01, 2013, 02:57:39 am »
KFC ka ba?


Kasi you're finger likin' good  :)

rallie_art

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #67 on: October 03, 2013, 02:31:37 pm »
Boy: Miss para kang nausog.

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing Lawayan eh..... :P

rhomalicious

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #68 on: October 14, 2013, 10:35:33 am »
Boy: You must be the reason for global warming
Girl: Why?
Boy: because you’re HOT

Shadow Angel

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2013, 07:55:51 pm »
Hahaha kakatawa...

maydaymayday

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2013, 12:09:31 am »
Boy: Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Hinahanap ka kasi ng Hotdog ko!

mixxy16

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #71 on: November 10, 2013, 02:12:19 am »
The font pickup line is so damn effective  ;D

alexsy

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #72 on: December 10, 2013, 08:17:11 am »
aliw ang font!!!

Chris.topher

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #73 on: December 27, 2013, 11:59:17 pm »
Sana.....

rice ka na lang,

para lage kitang kinakain..

-peace!

lynn wolf

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2014, 02:39:48 am »
Miss Halo-halo ka ba?

ChocoCat

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #75 on: March 18, 2014, 05:51:29 pm »
^ Bakit?

My share.. I was talking to a guy about wishes.. He said.. "I'll help you make some of your wishes come true." And so I said, "Bakit? Genie ka ba?"
And his answer was.... "Yes. So come on and rub my lamp with your gentle hands so I can make your wishes come true."

LOL.  ::)

lynn wolf

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #76 on: March 18, 2014, 07:40:47 pm »
kasi kapag punta ako ng audio store, lagi ko audio ang Epos Epic 2. ^

t_r_i_s_h

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #77 on: March 24, 2014, 02:00:35 am »
G: alam mo bang manok ako?

B: OH? talaga lang ha!

G: OO nga! gusto mo limliman ko itlog mo!

HAHAHAHAAH!

Tawang tawa ko dito! hahahahahha

mc21

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #78 on: March 25, 2014, 08:16:42 am »
Girl : Hon, bibili ako ng new Bra
Guy : Ha?? Baket pa, eh wala ka naman ba-bra-han ah.
Girl : Eh bakit ikaw, bili ka ng Bili ng bagong brief

Razchelle

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Re: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2014, 06:03:28 am »
G: Ulan ka ba?
B: bakit?
G: coz you're making me wet!

 

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