Author Topic: Pick up lines!!! Gusto ko yung naughty =p (Read 259071 times)

sugar n spice · « **on:** May 11, 2012, 01:46:02 pm »

I have one....

Boy: Chicharon ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Kasi ang ingay mo pagkinakain kita

kyuza · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2012, 03:06:36 pm »

Boy: Cake ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Patikim naman ng hiwa mo

sugar n spice · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2012, 03:16:34 pm »

Meron pa!

Boy: ketchup ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Gusto ko kasing isawsaw hotdog ko sayo.

--hindi naman kaya red flag to? eew!

kyuza · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2012, 04:00:24 pm »

Boy: Watermelon ka ba?

Girl: Baket?

Boy: Pakwan!

simplybrilliant · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2012, 04:09:19 pm »

Freezer ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi lahat ng pinapasok sayo tumitigas.

tipC_shoegal · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:50:25 pm »

Harina ka ba?

Bakit?

Sarap mo kasing lamasin.

---

Para kang pag-aaral.

Bakit?

Ginagapang kasi yun, di ba?

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Palay ka ba?

Bakit?

Sarap mo kasing bayuhin!

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Ice cream ka ba?

Bakit?

Parang ang sarap mong dilaan e!

zherowhanthwo · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:57:32 pm »

G: alam mo bang manok ako?

B: OH? talaga lang ha!

G: OO nga! gusto mo limliman ko itlog mo!

HAHAHAHAAH!

Mr.Punch · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2012, 01:37:53 am »

Boy: Tricycle ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Gusto kasi kitang sakyan ..... hanggang labasan.

jasta01 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:11:34 am »

super LIKE 2nd to the last post.. . Hahaha.. Limliman talaga ah

harlet · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:34:05 am »

sooooooooo funny!!!!

bubblepop · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:30:38 am »

.,ang kulet.,hahaha

Mr.Punch · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:45:08 am »

Guy: Do you know that your body is 70% water?

Girl: Yes. Why?

Guy: I'm thirsty.

snix · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:06:07 am »

paaralan ka ba?

ang sarap mo kasing pasukan..

para kang lamesa..

sarap mong patungan

Mr.Punch · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:52:15 am »

Guy: Miss, kahoy na pang-gatong ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Guy: Mukha ka kasing masarap sibakin.

sugar n spice · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2012, 06:16:56 pm »

boy: sana baril ka na lang...

girl: baket?

boy: para pwede kitang kalabitin

girl: kaw din sana baril ka din.

boy: bakit?

girl: para pwede mo ko paputukan

zherowhanthwo · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2012, 10:46:07 pm »

B: MISS, MISS BARIL KA BA?

G: BAKIT?

B: PATIRA NAMAN OOH. KAHIT ISANG PUTOK LANG!

HAHA! pffft.

ButHonestly · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:01:27 pm »

Miss, leche flan ka ba?

zherowhanthwo · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:06:33 pm »

bakit?

ButHonestly · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:28:59 pm »

Quote from: zherowhanthwo on May 14, 2012, 11:06:33 pm

bakit?

Kasi ang tahimik mo pag kinakain kita.

zherowhanthwo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2012, 11:41:26 pm »

Quote from: ButHonestly on May 14, 2012, 11:28:59 pm

Kasi ang tahimik mo pag kinakain kita.

medyo maingay naman ah. hehe

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