She has a dog named "Pandog." IMAGE Facebook/OrocanPH 

We all know that Orocan's advertising strategy has always been about brutal honesty (remember that billboard that went “Bili na kayo… please! ‘Pag nakabenta kami, next time may endorser na”?).

Well, now they have a new ad—with an endorser! And while the Facebook caption of the video reads “I heart Paolo Ballesteros,” pertaining to the TV host known for awesome makeup transformations and impersonations, there seems to be a small issue: “Nakabenta na kami, pero hindi pa rin namin afford ‘yung sikat na endorser. Kaya kumha na lang kami ng kamukha n’ya.”

Ladies, meet Ms. Hurt.

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Ms. Hurt takes us though a regular day in her life. She introduces us to her dog, “Pandog…”

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…And gives us a tour of her “walk-in closet.”

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She also shares that she paints a lot of her bags, and of course, her Orocan icebox.

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We also got to see Ms. Hurt’s husband!

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And lastly, what’s a Ms. Hurt video without us checking what’s in her bag (well, icebox)?

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Still not sure about who Ms. Hurt seems to be based on? The person who dropped a comment on the video may give you a hint!

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Watch the full ad below: