Before Charice appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2007, not all Filipino audiences were completely aware of this award-winning TV host and stand-up comedienne. But while you might not have been familiar with her show back then, you and your kids would have already seen--or rather heard--her in Pixar's Finding Nemo: she voiced Dory, the Regal tang with short-term memory loss, and won a Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress for it!

Ellen DeGeneres turns 54 today, and she still continues to host The Ellen DeGeneres Show daily, filling episodes with her funny (but family-friendly) remarks and spirited dance moves! Her jokes often contain nuggets of wisdom too, and we've listed down some of our favorites below. How about you, FNites? Which ones do you like the most?