Author Topic: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2 (Read 162516 times)

bagaholic_chewy · « **Reply #460 on:** January 08, 2013, 03:32:56 am »

Ok tong thread na to, pampa-good vibes. Salamat sa mga nagsi-share!

whitebishop · « **Reply #461 on:** January 08, 2013, 01:50:23 pm »

heard this over the radio earlier.

Teacher: Class anong gusto nyo maging paglaki nyo? Ikaw nene.
Nene: Maam gusto ko po maging nurse para makatulong sa kapwa.
Teacher: Very good! Ikaw Pedro?
Pedro: Maam Gusto ko po maging doktor para makatulong sa kapwa.
Teacher: Very good! E ikaw naman juan? hmmm...
Juan: Maam gusto ko po maging kapwa. lol

gracita13 · « **Reply #462 on:** January 10, 2013, 09:23:00 pm »

SA ESKWELAHAN:
TITSER: Sino ang may gustong pumunta sa langit?
Lahat nagtaas ng kamay pwera kay Pedro…
TITSER: Bakit ikaw Pedro ayaw mo?
PEDRO: Eh kasi ma’am, pinapauwi n’ako ng nanay ko eh…Gagabihin po ba??

missing_out · « **Reply #463 on:** January 14, 2013, 04:33:32 pm »

BOY: “Manong pabili ako ng ice cream.. ano po mga flavors?”
SORBETERO: “Chocoleyt, vanilla, cheese… (biglang humatsing)
BOY: “Manong may sipon po ba kayo?”
SORBETERO: “Sorry, wala akong ganun flavor eh.”

missing_out · « **Reply #464 on:** January 14, 2013, 04:34:26 pm »

GF: “Hon, kain tayo sa labas.”
BF: “Sure, hon.”
GF: “Hon, bili mo ako ng blouse.”
BF: “Sure, hon.”
GF: “Hon, bili mo ako ng shoes!”
BF: “Ang pasensya ko hindi nauubos pero ang pera ko konting konti na lang!”

mixxy16 · « **Reply #465 on:** January 16, 2013, 07:34:52 pm »

a man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

pretinnes · « **Reply #466 on:** January 16, 2013, 10:12:34 pm »

Quote from: missing_out on January 14, 2013, 04:34:26 pm

GF: “Hon, kain tayo sa labas.”
BF: “Sure, hon.”
GF: “Hon, bili mo ako ng blouse.”
BF: “Sure, hon.”
GF: “Hon, bili mo ako ng shoes!”
BF: “Ang pasensya ko hindi nauubos pero ang pera ko konting konti na lang!”

Haha.lakas maka quote ni kuya.

tiririt · « **Reply #467 on:** January 19, 2013, 06:57:51 pm »

I'm glad I saw this thread... Super nakakaaliw.

mischa04 · « **Reply #468 on:** January 20, 2013, 05:04:46 pm »

i.. so love this thread..buti na lang nakita ko to..hehe.. stress reliever talaga.. i was reading this for two days and tawa talaga me ng tawa..para na me baliw katatawa..hahahh..sarap tumawa everyday! keep posting mga sis..share din me sa sunod..

comp_nurse · « **Reply #469 on:** January 24, 2013, 01:10:03 pm »

A woman gave birth to a twins, a boy and a girl. She had a heart attack and suffered from coma for 3 months. When she woke up, she call the doctor and look for her babies.
Doctor: here's your kids, good thing while you were in coma, your brother was here and he already named the babies for you.
Woman: oh no! My brother is so stupid! What did he named the babies?
Doctor: well, he named the girl, Denise
Woman: that wasn't so bad... And the boy?
Doctor: he named him the Denephew.

prettybarbie · « **Reply #470 on:** January 24, 2013, 02:48:27 pm »

funny hehe

mischa04 · « **Reply #471 on:** January 24, 2013, 03:58:10 pm »

Pag cellphone ang nahulog sa kanal...

kung makapag-panic wagas!

Pero pag friend ang nahulog sa kanal...

kung makatawa parang hudas!

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NOODLE! NOODLE! NOODLE!
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sigaw ni Manny Pacquiao sa tanong na "Deal or No Deal?"

france0220325143 · « **Reply #472 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:17:09 pm »

that 'noodle' made my day, sis! Thanks a lot! Lol

sleepy_grfld · « **Reply #473 on:** January 25, 2013, 04:51:28 pm »

thanks for this thread. a very good way to end office-week.

chichi143 · « **Reply #474 on:** January 28, 2013, 05:33:19 am »

Quote from: gentai_chan on January 08, 2013, 01:05:02 am

Mister sa isang punerarya

Mister: Namatay ho ang lolo ko,gusto ko hong ipacremate.Magkano ho ba yun?

Manager : 10 thousand pesos ho.

Mister : Ang mahal naman,wala ho bang medyo mura?

Manager : Meron ho half cooked.

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Anak umuwi ng bahay. (galit)

anak: nay, pinapatawag kayo sa school!

nay: bakit? May ginawa ka na namang k*tarantad*han?

anak: ako ba? Baka ikaw, ikaw nga pinapatawag di ba?

*******************************************

Lola: Buboy! Buboy! magtago ka! Dumadating ang titser mo,absent ka kasi!

Buboy : Ikaw din lola,magtago ka rin!

LOla: Bakit pati ako,ikaw lang itong studyante nya?

Buboy : Kasi lola sabi ko libing mo ngayon kaya si titser gusto rin yatang makipaglibíng!

ahahahahahaha grabe tooo

gentai_chan · « **Reply #475 on:** January 28, 2013, 06:40:18 am »

Positive Vibes on a Monday keep it coming sisses

Anak: naku nay! May puting buhok ka na pala!?

Nanay: oo anak.. At kasalanan mo yan! Sa bawat kat*ngah*ng ngagawa ng anak, puputi ang isang hibla ng buhok ng kanyang ina...

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Anak: ahhh... Kaya pala puti lahat ng buhok ni lola!..

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Pag may SPAGHETTi sa lamesa:

Italians: Wow. It's my favorite!

Americans: Oh, it's dinner time.

Filipinos: Sino may Birthday?!

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PEDRO : Pre, lagyan mo nga ko ng tattoo!

JUAN : Bakit naman?

PEDRO : Napagkakamalan kasi akong bading eh.

JUAN : Ganun ba? Sige. San mo gusto ilagay?

PEDRO : Sa kilay para Suplada!

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Si Dagul at si Buboy:

Buboy : Bakit pandak ka dagul?

Dagul : Kasi bata pa lang ako, namatay na ang mga magulang ko.

Buboy : Bugok ka, eh ano namang koneksyon nun sa pagiging pandak mo?

Dagul : Sira pala ulo mo eh ,wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!

chichi143 · « **Reply #476 on:** January 28, 2013, 08:33:14 am »

natawa ko dun sa tattoo! ahahahaha!

princeszheng · « **Reply #477 on:** January 28, 2013, 09:41:02 am »

Quote from: vuzhia on October 03, 2012, 09:35:51 am

naku ako talaga minsan ang sinasagot ko "TRUE LOVE" haha!

ako sagot ko kay kuya "Ikaw! Ikaw! matagal na kita hinahanap bkit ngayon ka lang nagpakita?"

Natawa si kuya pagkasabi ko

yapeegurl · « **Reply #478 on:** January 29, 2013, 02:24:30 am »

Read from twitter

q:paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya na hindi siya mababastos?

A: excuse me, miss mang tomas ba ang lotion mo?

vianyx · « **Reply #479 on:** January 29, 2013, 02:56:27 am »

TEACHER: Juan! Gumawa ka ng story bukas! Yan ang assignment mo atleast 500 words.

JUAN: Yes Ma'am!

(kinabukasan)

TEACHER: Juan! Basahin mo yung ginawa mong story!

JUAN: Yes Ma'am! ehemm..

MY LOST CAT..
(bow)

My cat is lost,
so I look for it..

Ming (491x)

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