Hoy ikaw, nababalik ka pa to work, kanchawin mo pa ako?!
grr.. ano ba problema mo? Just because I allow someone else to do certain things to me doesn't
mean I will grant you the same privilege! Porket ok lang for me yung ginawa niya, DOES not
mean ikaw pwede! Are you the same person?? Obviously, iba ang tingin ko niyo.
dapat pa ba ipamukha ko 'yan sa 'yo? gusto mo ba i.trashtalk kita? Don't tempt me because
alam niyo how insulting I can get.
Yes, I prefer
him over YOU, ano problema mo?!
Siguro if nakigchismisan yung mutual friend natin na ito yung way bobolahin niyo ako, excuse me,
that's his access, his diskarte and his alone. Treating me the same way will not mean na you
instantly get my approval.

And you tease me na mas malakas lang siya sa akin? oo nga,
nakabonding na kami kase eh! Tayo?!

He makes me LOL as in LOL out loud. He cheers me up.
He's witty, smart, good-looking, malakas ang appeal and I like his body rin kase naka.gym.
IKAW?!
You're an extremely FAR cry from him. I don't care
if you say "joke lang" or pikon o maldita lang ako, AYOKO sa 'yo.

actually, head to foot, my gosh, double, triple, quadruple time ka. Lesser effort lang siya coz
I know him better

selos ka lang. bleh