Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2

[prettybarbie]

lets continue our laughtrip here...

link to thread 1

http://www.femalenetwork.com/girltalk/index.php/topic,169310.0.html

[icee_star]

Wala pa akong mashare sa ngayon, but I want to be updated and laughing all the time kaya I'm looking forward to all the future posts

[prettybarbie]

eto nabasa ko lang to:   


One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."



LOL

[MommyCJ]

keep coming on more funny jokes sisses!..

[health.gal]

I haven't finished back-reading with the previous thread. Someone posted this at FB now:

GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang t@ran+ad0!

[changelessme]

Mga sisses, ito kinopya ko sa FB:

Dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,75 0.78 in cash."

The girl, about to be rich, says, "oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook"


LOL!

[klengmorales]

3 words para mapansin ka ni girl
Boy: I Love You

3 words para mapansin ka ni boy
Girl: I Play Dota

[maika14]

Awww...  Ang sad na iniwan na natin yung kabilang thread.. Eh minsan nagbabackread pa ako dun pag nalulungkot ako... Char!

Man at 33 quits smoking. Will Power;
At 43, quits drinking. Will Power;
At 53, quits gambling. Will Power;
At 63, quits having sex. Power Failure. 

[chacha.12]

new way of singing PEN PEN DE SARAPEN!love it!
Pen pen de chorvaloo
De kemerloo de eklavoo
Hao hao de chenelyn de big yuten
Sfriti dapat iipit
...Goldness filak chumochorva
Sa tabi ng chenes
Shoyang fula, talong na fula
Shoyang fute, talong na mafute
Chuk chak chenes, namo uz ek
awwww!



How about bubuka ang bulaklak??

"Bubukesh ang floweret
Jojosok ang reynabelz
Shochurva ang chacha
Pa jempot jempot fah
Boom tiyayavush tiyayavush chenes!
Boom tiyayavush tiyayavush chenes!

 

[sallee]

^ katuwa.. kinanta ko talaga with feelings 

[meloids]

laughtrip talaga yung gay linggo na yan

[klengmorales]

‎15 minutes late policy:
wala pa si mam!
yung bag lang nya ang nsa table,
aftr 15 minutes umalis na ang mga students.
the next day ngalit c mam.
sabi,
"if my bag is here! it means I'm present!"
kinabukasan,
ngalit n nman c mam, guess what?
puro bag ang nasa upuan ng mga students.
===================================
Alam mo kung anong makulet?
Sa spongebob squarepants,
Pagkatapos ni squidward maligo may towel sya sa baywang nya.
Pero pag nakabihis na sya, t-shirt na lang?
===================================

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)

Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! after all he is your son!(robot slaps mom).
======================================

Sa Party.

MOM: Son, please lead the prayer.

JUAN: Paano po?
MOM: Just pray what you heard me pray kanina.
JUAN: JUSKO KO! BAKIT KO INIMBITA ANG MGA TAONG ITO! ANG LALAKAS LUMAMON!

[honeybunny]

^haha keep them coming mga sis! new home na! yey!

[aplonie]

this one really happened in my class during my teaching days in st therese. i taught english to second graders and ii dont allow them to speak in tagalog during my class.
this scenario is during my students' breaktime. let's name them joshua and mark.

mark is enjoying his packed lunch and accidently, joshua slapped mark's food
joshua: sorry...
mark: ang baboy mo!!!
teacher apple: mark, what did you say? in english please!
mark(serious): teacher, joshua is pig.

lmao...

[BAISANAN]

nice.........kaaliw naman.........

[freeswan]

Husband: why do you keep on watching cooking shows? you never cook well as they do.

Wife: why do you watch porn?

[imnuttz]

Natawa ako sa granny na binilin ang farmville lol

Mas natatawa ako pag tagalog kasi parang natural lang haha

[chubbyque]

hahaha yung iba dito pinost ko sa FB ko ang dami natawa..

[Lady Czarina]

^^basag si hubby.. hehe

[electricpink17]

stress reliever talaga itong thread na to... ito naman ang sa kin...

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1. Hindi mo kayang sabunin ang mata mo.
2. Hindi mo kayang bilangin buhok mo.
3. Hindi mo kayang huminga sa ilong pag-nakalabas ang dila mo.
4. Ginawa mo iyong no.3.
5. Nung ginagawa mo ang #3 naisip mong mukha kang aso
6. Alam ko ngumingiti ka ngayon kasi nauto kita.