Eto na ang nakakatawa:
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/entertainment/04/17/13/kris-aquino-abs-cbn-agree-temporary-leaveKris Aquino, ABS-CBN agree on temporary leaveMANILA, Philippines -- The management of ABS-CBN has agreed to let Kris Aquino go on temporary leave, saying the actress-host will continue to fulfill her contractual obligations after she attends to personal matters involving her sons.
In a statement released Wednesday, ABS-CBN said the 42-year-old TV host will go on leave in June, in light of her responsibilities as a mother to her sons Joshua Aquino and James "Bimby" Yap, Jr.
"Matapos ang masusing pag-uusap, sumang-ayon si Kris na pansamantala munang mag-leave upang magkaroon muna siya ng panahon sa kanyang anak na si Bimby ngayong Hunyo habang ito'y nakabakasyon sa eskwela, at para madala na rin si Josh sa ibang bansa upang maisulong ang kanyang developmental progress," the statement said.
In a live interview on the evening newscast "TV Patrol" in March, Aquino announced that she is tendering her resignation from her shows, calling it as a sacrifice to ensure the welfare of her children.
The announcement came after Aquino's spat with former partner James Yap, the father of Bimby, became public and was subsequently taken to court.
Aquino has a morning talk show "Kris TV," which currently airs weekdays on ABS-CBN. She also stars in the primetime soap "Kailangan Ko'y Ikaw," which will air its final episode on Friday. On weekends, she appears as a judge on "Pilipinas Got Talent."
The reality talent search, which is now on its quarterfinals, is expected to crown its season 4 winner in June.
"Pagkatapos ng kanyang leave, haharapin muli ni Kris ang mga responsibilidad niya sa ating mga Kapamilya na patuloy na tumatangkilik at sumusuporta sa kanya, at tutuparin ang kanyang mga contractual commitments sa ABS-CBN nang hindi naapektuhan ang kanyang tungkulin bilang isang ina," the management of the Kapamilya network said in its statement.
It added: "Nauunawaan ng ABS-CBN ang kagustuhan ni Kris na maging isang mabuting ina sa kanyang mga anak na sina Bimby at Josh. Ngunit sa kabilang banda ay [pinahahalagahan] din ng network si Kris bilang isang iconic talent at respetadong media personality sa bansa." -- From a report by Marie Lozano, ABS-CBN News
Hahahahahaha, pagulong mga sis. As usual, napaka sinungaling talaga ng babaeng to. As in, nakakasuka na sa kasinungalingan!
O di lumabas din ang totoo, may pa "I gave up everything for you." ka pa ha, LOL.