Dear officemate

[manhattanite]

Dear officemate,

Would you please shut the eff up about how you gained weight during Holy Week?!!  Para kang sirang plaka!  Kinain mo yun so wag kang magreklamo ng magreklamo.  Lagi ka nalang nag-whi-whine about how you're getting fat and sumisikip na jeans mo eh kain ka naman ng kain.  Lalong nakakairita na panay reklamo ka out loud, as if kelangan malaman namin?  And imo, hindi figure mo ang kelangan mong ayusin, kundi yang hygiene and balat mong dugyot!

[twelvth_goddess]

Ang pangit nyong 3, seriously.

[slickchick]

dear officemate, natatawa ako sa wall posts mo sa FB. kung hindi puro pictures mo, photos and quotes about love, breaking up and bit*hing out. nakikinita ko na the next time na magkwento ka sa akin - puro about lovelife na naman yan. hahaha! 

[brendzy]

Dear officemates,
I understand you smell foul because of what you eat, but please spare some time to take a bath -- don't tell me, you don't take a bath because of what you eat??? $@!?
Also, please try to tone down when talking, i thought kaming mga kampampangan lang maiingay at malakas ang boses, pati din pala kayo 

[tomatostellar]

dear officemate
 tamad mo, ayaw kitang ka-shift

[patchuchai]

Kapartner pa naman kita sa work, nalibre ko pa kayo sa kfc,nagbigay pako ng gift sa baby mo tapos ni hindi man lang kami invited, alam naman hindi kami aatend, tipong civil lang na pag invite. Pero wala, super plastic ka rin pala, ayan na unfriend na kita sa fb.

 Sa aking OPM, noon pa ang init na ng dugo mo sa akin, simpleng to inform lang ginamit kong word, habang litanya na ng email naabot ko, na dapat pala seek approval. Pinapa sa diyos ko na lang lahat ng ginawa niyo sa akin.

[momentum]

well well well

natamaan ka ba sa mga quotes I posted on FB nung weekend? pati sa status sa chat?
bihirang bihira lang ako magpost sa FB..pero kitang kita mo noh? bato bato sa langit naman talaga at natamaan ka kaya super tanong ka sakin sino yung rinerefer ko 

"You know why you gossip about other people's lives? It's because you don't have one"

"Don't worry about what other people say behind your back, they are the people finding faults in your life instead of fixing the faults in their OWN LIFE"


sapul na sapul sa inyong dalawang TSISMOSA 

[twelvth_goddess]

Tamad na kayo, pangit pa. It can't get any more pathetic than that. Poor you 

[bettyboop1322]

Hanggang ngayon di ka pa din nakakabili ng shampoo... sa dami ng investments at assets na kinukwento mo at pinapayabang sa office di kapanipaniwala kasi shampoo lang di ka makabili, ang dungis mong tignan at ang smell mo lalo na ng hair mo di ko matake... kasing dusing mo yung kotse nyo, oh, baka walang tubig sa inyo. may shower naman tayo sa office. Layo pa ng iniikot ko para iwasan ang upuan mo dahil baka mawalan ako ng gana mag lunch!

[kdhernandezzz]

Dear Officemate,

Normal lang naman na magkautang basta responsible kang magbayad. Kung hinde ka naman makakabayad on time, please kausapin mo sila at huwag mo silang pagtaguan. Magkalapit lang tayo ng station kaya kada punta ng maniningil mo eh ako ang palaging napagtatanungan.

[FieryAngel027]

Dear officemates,

Di ba pwede mag work na lang at wala ng issue issue? Napaka unprofessional nyo!

Ikaw kumag na visor ng team mo, magsama sama kayo at yung kabit mo, report ko kayo sa hr eh, pulutin kayo sa kangkungan bahala kayo!

Cheapanggang visor, ang oa mo? Super trying hard din! Halatang halata at kitang kita ka cheapan mo!

[swtgrl_bee]

Dear officemate,

Lakas ng trip mo eh no? Google is my Friend, kaya madami akong alam. Pero seriously, talk like a PRO dear.

[stebsy]

Dear officemate,

Seriously you need to consider your hygiene. Do not kill us with your pungent body odor. be conscious, even the superiors are complaining and it seems you don't care.

[sweet.trish]

Ma'am
Kaka stress kang kausap!

[twelvth_goddess]

Sorry to rain on your parade but if you think my colleague is leaving her post in order to vacate it for you, then you and your boss must be out of your mind. HAHAHA!

[momentum]

hahahaha

at long last nakarating narin kay Manager and gossiping issues that he prohibits in his office.
natamaan kayo noh? 

[JakeTheDog]

Dear Office mate,

Tawag tawag din pag may time. Tama na ang kaka youtube at grooveshark. Tigas mo!

[slickchick]

dear officemate, i crown you king of complaints! in short, hari ka ng mga reklamador. to think na lalake ka. lahat na ata ng bagay sa office may reklamo ka. may mga bagay na pwede naman palampasin, pero syo issue agad. friend kita pero, hindi kita kakampihan, kasi alam kong you overreacted. hindi ka inaapi, you're just being too sensitive.

[twelvth_goddess]

Using your connections to climb up the ladder? Talaga bang wala ka nang ibang skills and talents aside from that.

[tomatostellar]

Dear Officemate,
          Bawi muna stats bago petix!