Author Topic: Dear officemate (Read 113332 times)

Priceless · « **Reply #140 on:** December 19, 2012, 11:25:36 am »

Dear Staffer:

Karma is indeed a french b****. A few months ago, I had the same sentiments about you as you have with your new direct report; and you have the audacity to come to my office and complain about your new french colleague. So now you know how I felt when you were giving me all your negative attitude! No, in fairness, you did not whine and cry and tell the whole world how api you are (or perhaps you did, but I just didn't really care - nor the news did not really reach me because nobody probably thought it was worthwhile to tell me about it).

minaco_aino · « **Reply #141 on:** January 09, 2013, 06:20:54 pm »

Dear Officemate,

Echoserang palaka ka. Inggetera ka. Di ka pa natuwa sa binigay sayo. Ako pa yung chinismiss mo ah. Unbelievable!

danne · « **Reply #142 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:31:40 pm »

Dear Cathy, ( may pangalan talaga

)

Napaka-feelingera mo girl. Utusan daw ba ako? Feeling mo naman susunod ako sa iyo. Sino ka ba?

bollin_pop · « **Reply #143 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:54:04 pm »

Dear officemate,

Wala ka na bang alam ikwento kundi puro ka-negahan?
Nakakasawa na. Tama na po ang iyong pagyayabang din.

Hay!

nessy · « **Reply #144 on:** January 11, 2013, 03:03:39 pm »

dear officemate,

pinipilit ko na hindi na magsalita t deadma-hin ka n lang. pero sobra ka na. the more na hindi ka pinapansin, the more na umaabuso ka. ano akala mo sa akin mabait? pwes, mali ka!

hindi kita uurungan, pero wag lang sa office kasi may utak naman ako unlike you, na kung patulan kita dito, ma-i-issue-han ako ng IR. kaya mas maganda kung umarte ka sa labas ng office para makahanap ka na ng katapat mo.

galit na galit ka nung sinabihan ka ng isa nating officemate na "you are acting like a gay". ang reaction mo, sinabihan ka na "bakla". but when you read between the lines, iba ang "acting like a gay" sa "gay". gets?

close pa kayo ngayon nung isa nating officemate na bakulaw". nakakatawa kayo, ang galing nyong magplastikan. pag wala yung isa, kung ano ano sinasabi mo. pag nandyan siya, ang bait mo. at ganon din yung isa. pathetic talaga kayo!

puro ka pa reklamo sa sched natin bakit di mo ba alam na sa BPO industry ka nagwowork? grrrrrr

twelvth_goddess · « **Reply #145 on:** January 12, 2013, 07:54:22 pm »

Dear officemate,

Please get well soon and follow your doctor's rest orders. We need you healthy soon as we are approachig our busy season. Hope to see you soon.

azrael · « **Reply #146 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:00:57 pm »

Dear Officemates,

I thought we were really friends... =( But eversince I had a relationship... with a friend of yours din naman everything changed. And i thought we'd always be with each other... pero recently you all were just trying to make me feel left alone.
Nakakasakit na kayo. andd you even all went to this party and did not even invite me... =( her over us, na magkasama sa challenges ng projects natin... sa times naman we helped each other... bakit ganun. i guess mali ako and that i have never really should have expected more. kung nasan kasi ang booze andun kayo.. and I don't drink! so maybe yun nalang talaga. got to accept that.

naruto23 · « **Reply #147 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:00:23 am »

Quote from: armijd on December 11, 2012, 12:06:50 am

bingong bingo ka na, kaya pala wala ka friends

mga sablay na hirit ni officemate

officemate - lunch kana?
me: hinde, eto lang snacks
officemate - diet ka ba, hinde halata
me: natameme, roll eyes

officemate - single mom ka? niloko / iniwan ka? (wtf, siguro pwede naman na ako ang nangiwan and not the other way around, porket ba single mom, niloko na?)

officemate - nagpabango ka?(with his face showing disgust)
me: hinde wala ako pabango
officemate: amoy sampaguita eh
me: taking it as an insult (so ako pagbibintangan mo na amoy sampaguita, do i look like i love floral scent, much less a sampaguita, major Ahole!)

can relate to this sarap lang ... nakoooo..

babypink1109 · « **Reply #148 on:** January 22, 2013, 03:48:12 pm »

dear officemate # 1,

stop worrying about my lovelife, please lang. tigilan mo na ang kakabanggit sakin ng benefits of being married dahil hindi pa naman kayo kasal ng boyfriend mo and ni hindi pa nga sya nag po-propose sayo!!!! duh!!!! pag hindi kayo nagkatuluyan tawa ko lang!

dear officemate # 2,

we've been close for quite sometime and i was hurt you said that.

caramelli · « **Reply #149 on:** February 13, 2013, 01:13:31 pm »

dear officemate,

ikaw na magaling! dapat dati mo pa naisip yan nung hindi pa nadedeploy yung code. grrr! magaling ka... maghugas kamay.

sistah! · « **Reply #150 on:** February 13, 2013, 01:57:22 pm »

dear officemates,

buti na lang pare-pareho pala tayong imbyerna sa boss nating ewan. hindi ako nag-iisa na naiinis na mukha nya.

twelvth_goddess · « **Reply #151 on:** February 17, 2013, 11:21:50 am »

Winnie the pooh and Cabbage Patch,

Ang taba and mukha nyo ay magkapareho. Parehas makapal. So continue surfing the net for solutions, baka sakaling may magawa ang science sa kapangitan nyong dalawa. Although just to let you know, no amount of make up or exercise can cover up your ugly behaviors too.

Know who you're dealing with. Wag kayo makipaglaitan saken at baka lumuha kayo ng dugo. Mga pangit.

miminibebe · « **Reply #152 on:** February 18, 2013, 10:04:39 am »

Dear Officemate,

Kung nakamamatay lang ang insecurity matagal ka ng nakalibing. Masyado ka kung manglait, ganda mo teh!!! Pwe!!! Di ko hinihingi ang opinion about sa itsura ko kaya manahimik ka ha? May masabi ka lang eh, tinatanong ba kita?! Wag mo kong pintasan dahil lalo lang lumilitaw na ang laki ng ganda ko sa yo!

mhy_pie03 · « **Reply #153 on:** February 19, 2013, 11:28:58 am »

Dear officemate,

Kalalaki mong tao, napakadaldal mo. Gusto na kitang lasunin sa sobrang ingay. Maya't maya ba ang breaktime at walang humpay ang iyong bigbig. Maging sensitive ka naman sa paligid mo. Ikaw na ang bibo at managers ang backer. L*ch*!

blatherina · « **Reply #154 on:** February 19, 2013, 11:32:43 am »

dear officemate,

naiinis ka sakin dahil sa reaksyon ko... Pasensya na po, hindi ko alam wala pala akong karapatang mag-react o magkaron ng opinyon. Kayo na lang.

twelvth_goddess · « **Reply #155 on:** February 20, 2013, 07:16:43 pm »

Hayy, lage ka na lang hinde pwede dahil sa ganto, sa ganyan. Ano lang ba pwede ipagawa sayo dito??

donselle · « **Reply #156 on:** February 20, 2013, 11:38:41 pm »

dear officemate,

your secret's safe with us... but I have to admit though, I also wish na sana pag ikakasal na ako maranasan ko yung naranasan ng friend mo during her bridal shower that you attended... tee hee!...

kharenlouisse · « **Reply #157 on:** March 27, 2013, 10:23:37 am »

Dear officemates:

Pwede wag nyong gawing palengke itong office! ang iingay nyo! hindi ako interesado sa anumang nangyayari sa buhay nyo.Meron tayong break time para diyan..

sweet.trish · « **Reply #158 on:** March 28, 2013, 04:44:03 am »

Dear officemate,
Reklamo ka ng reklamo na mababa increase mo. Bakit? Deserve mo yan no!

momentum · « **Reply #159 on:** March 28, 2013, 08:04:59 am »

dear officemate seatmate

shut the f*ck up! nakakairita na yung pagkanta mo!!

LOL

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