Author Topic: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2 (Read 162551 times)

comp_nurse · « **Reply #360 on:** May 23, 2012, 03:38:17 pm »

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women.

*poof!*

then she turned him into a credit card.

LOL!

Dacian · « **Reply #361 on:** May 23, 2012, 05:55:20 pm »

mare 1: bakit payat si pare? mataas ba ang blood sugar niya?

mare 2: normal blood suagr niya, mare.
nangangayayat ang animal na yan mula noong maging Sugar Daddy!

lisa122582 · « **Reply #362 on:** May 24, 2012, 08:49:07 am »

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..
Chinese: why?
Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!
Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.
Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.
The Chines punched Spielberg.
Spielberg: Why did you do that?
Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.
Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!
Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!

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May isang lalaki naglalakad sa labas ng mental hospital ng may narinig syang umuungol "syam...syam...syam...syam" napatingin ang lalaki sa bakod ng mental hospital at may nakita syang butas, sumilip ang lalaki sa butas ng bakod nag may timusok sa kanyang mata. at nagpatuloy ang pag ungol "sampu...sampu...sampu... sampu"

rheinfall18 · « **Reply #363 on:** May 24, 2012, 05:48:18 pm »

Quote from: Dacian on May 21, 2012, 05:13:12 pm

sana mag-sex ang mga pera ko sa bulsa, para dumami naman sila.

dami ko tawa dito! hahaha!

@.@

aplonie · « **Reply #364 on:** May 24, 2012, 06:48:07 pm »

i just received an email from one of the hotels re one of our staff from qatar office who's about to stay in their hotel-- and it says like

Chick inn - May 27, 2012
Chick-out - May 28, 2012

I was like-- whatta chick!! LMAO
if you were a follower of my tweets (@heavenlyfruit), you'll see it as i took a photo and posted it there..

Dacian · « **Reply #365 on:** May 24, 2012, 10:27:47 pm »

wife to doctor: my husband has the habit of talking in his sleep.
what should i do to cure him?

doctor: give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake.

Dacian · « **Reply #366 on:** September 26, 2012, 12:41:50 pm »

nanay: naku, anak... lumabas ka dyan sa kwarto! nasusunog ang bahay natin!

anak: waaaah! nay, sandali lang! ipopost ko lang sa facebook!

nanay: bilisan mo at buksan mo na din account ko... tag mo sakin, i-like ko!

jhenpretty · « **Reply #367 on:** September 26, 2012, 03:05:54 pm »

This thread really makes me laugh.. Nagpost ako ng reply para masubaybayan ko mga laugh trips dito.. ^_^

mixxy16 · « **Reply #368 on:** September 29, 2012, 08:02:22 am »

Subscribing. Dami ko tawa dito. Nakakawala ng init ng ulo. HAHA

xRylaine · « **Reply #369 on:** September 29, 2012, 10:25:13 am »

Boy: nasa dugo talaga namin ang pagiging gwapo..

girl: Pambihira naman oh! bakit hindi napunta sa mukha mo? bakit sa dugo lang?!

--
hahahaha..benta talaga to sakin..
sarap gawing pambara sa mga guys..xD

Dacian · « **Reply #370 on:** October 02, 2012, 05:03:41 am »

toto: pareng pepe, anong ginagawa mo dito sa school?

pepe: pinatawag kasi ako ng teacher nitong inaanak mong si junior, nanghalik ng classmate eh.

toto: o junior... pilyo ka ha! mana ka sa tatay mo! o... masarap ba manghalik?

junior: oo naman po... crush ko po siya eh! ang gwapo gwapo kasi.

mixxy16 · « **Reply #371 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:45:24 am »

Girl1: Ano ba naman yang boyfriend mo, ang pangit.. Eh ikaw ang ganda mo.

Girlfriend: Hindi ka ba nanood ng "Beauty and the Beast?" Ga-gwapo rin yan.

(Nainis ang boyfriend niya at sumagot)

Boyfriend: Hindi ka rin ba nanood ng "Shrek"? Papangit ka rin!

Nyahahahahahahaha!

Dacian · « **Reply #372 on:** October 02, 2012, 02:07:55 pm »

anak: dad, 15 na ako... pwede na ba akong mag-bra?

dad: di pwede!

anak: but dad, all my friends wear bra na.

dad: tigilan mo ko ricardo! baka pisain ko yang itlog mo!

Lady Czarina · « **Reply #373 on:** October 02, 2012, 03:29:33 pm »

follow @tanginamars on twitter, mababaliw kayo..tagos minsan eh..hehe..

some of her tweets:

Grabe ang lasing ko na kagabi. Bakit ang pangit mo pa din?

Kung maka panamit ang sexy sexy yung mukha ang yucky yucky.

hahaha..ang bad lang!

cheskacruz · « **Reply #374 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:24:22 pm »

In relation to the Cyber Crime Law...

Reporter interviewing 6 prisoners.

Reporter: "Ano po ang kaso niyo Sir?"
Prisoner 1: "Napatay ko po yung kalaguyo ng asawa ko."
Reporter: (turning to the other 5 prisoners) "Kayo po, bakit po kayo nakulong?"
Prisoner 2: "Nag-like po ako ng isang status sa facebook."
Prisoner 3: "Ako naman po, may shinare na photo."
Prisoner 4: "Ako po, nagcomment lang."
Prisoner 5: "Ako po nagdownload ng movie at kanta."
Prisoner 6: "Ako po may ni-retweet."
Reporter: (Napakamot ng ulo) "Naku, online report pa naman itong gagawin ko... Takte!"

rainbow_gal · « **Reply #375 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:32:29 pm »

Lol Ang saya naman ng thread na 'to. :-) Pa subscribe ha? :-)

mixxy16 · « **Reply #376 on:** October 03, 2012, 02:44:26 am »

Things that Cybercrime Act should cover:

1. VANITY SHOTS. Bawal mag-upload ng 3 albums worth of photos na puro fez mo lang! Feel kitang i-report!!! Nag-headband lang, 75 photos na agad dapat...

2. AFTER JER-JER CUDDLING PHOTOS. Wag mag-upload ng pics nyo ng jowa mo na obvious na wala kayong saplot! Hindi handa ang sambayanan sa bedsheets nyong madumi.

3. Mga mahilig makipag-away in English na karumal-dumal naman ang grammar. "I'm can never jealous of slots like you. Your such trying hard!"

4. TMI - (Too Much Information) Attack - "ang lakas ng regla ko today...", "haizt maghapon akong nagtatae sakit na ng pwet ko!"

5. Emo 24/7 - "guys ang sakit may mahal na syang iba..." "fb frendz, gusto ko na mamatay..." "haizz miss ko na sya pero di ko sasabihin kung sino..." "guys, umiiyak ako ngayon (insert photo)"

6. Eowh pHouH kuYaH UzTah pHouH jan jEjEjE acoH pHouH auZ aman waZap pHouH Nuh pHouH 3p nYoH jaN tawa much jEjEjE
-----> RECLUSION PERPETUA

summersong · « **Reply #377 on:** October 03, 2012, 03:07:31 am »

^ thanks for the laughs sis, hagalpak ako dito

crazy_krizsa · « **Reply #378 on:** October 03, 2012, 04:12:15 am »

Quote from: mixxy16 on October 03, 2012, 02:44:26 am

Things that Cybercrime Act should cover:

1. VANITY SHOTS. Bawal mag-upload ng 3 albums worth of photos na puro fez mo lang! Feel kitang i-report!!! Nag-headband lang, 75 photos na agad dapat...

2. AFTER JER-JER CUDDLING PHOTOS. Wag mag-upload ng pics nyo ng jowa mo na obvious na wala kayong saplot! Hindi handa ang sambayanan sa bedsheets nyong madumi.

3. Mga mahilig makipag-away in English na karumal-dumal naman ang grammar. "I'm can never jealous of slots like you. Your such trying hard!"

4. TMI - (Too Much Information) Attack - "ang lakas ng regla ko today...", "haizt maghapon akong nagtatae sakit na ng pwet ko!"

5. Emo 24/7 - "guys ang sakit may mahal na syang iba..." "fb frendz, gusto ko na mamatay..." "haizz miss ko na sya pero di ko sasabihin kung sino..." "guys, umiiyak ako ngayon (insert photo)"

6. Eowh pHouH kuYaH UzTah pHouH jan jEjEjE acoH pHouH auZ aman waZap pHouH Nuh pHouH 3p nYoH jaN tawa much jEjEjE
-----> RECLUSION PERPETUA

Natawa ako dito. pramis!

lonelymiss28 · « **Reply #379 on:** October 03, 2012, 07:55:44 am »

Kung naiirita ka na sa saleslady na laging tanong ay "ano po hanap niyo?", sagutin mo ng: "KAPAYAPAAN AT PAGKAKAISA!" #_____mars

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