Author Topic: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2 (Read 162932 times)

trizh · « **Reply #260 on:** December 28, 2011, 02:39:40 pm »

^ nyahah feelingera siya..

sweetrebel · « **Reply #261 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:43:50 am »

eto.. pag di kayo natawa, ewan ko na lang.. hehe

Si Juan nagpatingin sa doctor:

Dr: Ano problema?

Juan: papacheck up ko nga po itong private part ko..

Dr: ok, hubo ka para makita ko. ( nang makita ni doc, napatawa ng malakas dahil sing liit lang ng AAA battery!)

juan: Saan po ang code ethics nyo? Dapat bang pagtawanan ang kapansanan ng isang pasyente?

Dr: Ahem! ( tried to recover, medyo napahiya) Sorry, di na mauulit... Ano nga ulet ang problema?

Juan: eh heto nga po... NAMAMAGA!!!

Dr: Bwahahahaha!!!

azel · « **Reply #262 on:** December 30, 2011, 08:13:41 am »

^hahahha, namamaga na pala ng lagay na yon...

mommyfirst · « **Reply #263 on:** January 03, 2012, 09:05:14 pm »

^^ likey!

whitelady17 · « **Reply #264 on:** January 04, 2012, 05:05:21 pm »

Quote from: e.viv on December 27, 2011, 02:01:26 am

patawa... kasi naman minsan super demanding na yung magulang mga inaanak. bawian nga...

haha sis ang pinaka importante doon actually iyong picture ng binyag na andoon ka eh, lol.

ang kulit ng triple A size battery niya hah

shellecious · « **Reply #265 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:59:04 am »

dito natawa aku:

Anak: Nanay, Di po ako makatae

Nanay: Anak bili ka ng Suppository sa botika.

Kinabukasan....

Nanay: Anak, nakabili ka ba ng Suppository?

Anak: Opo nanay! Nainom ko na...

wahahaha

beatrize zuri · « **Reply #266 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:55:51 pm »

Quote from: promises_bytes on December 23, 2011, 03:10:21 pm

Kinopya ko lang ulit

BATA: Pabili po ubas.

TINDERO: Wala...

…kinabukasan...

BATA: Pabili po ubas.

TINDERO: Wala.

…kinabukasan ulit...

BATA: Pabili po ubas.

TINDERO: Sinabi nang wala eh! Pag naghanap ka pa ulit iistapler ko bibig mo!

...kinabukasan...

BATA: May stapler po kayo?

TINDERO: Wala.

BATA: Pabili po ubas.

this is so funny! grabe ang tawa ko naiiyak na ko sa kakatawa

Paintings Galore · « **Reply #267 on:** January 08, 2012, 11:05:59 pm »

Dame ko tawa sa thread na to. . . Lol!

brokenphobia · « **Reply #268 on:** January 09, 2012, 02:47:20 am »

imagine zombies looking for brains..
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Tapos, .
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linagpasan ka! ano yun?! Bastusan?

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no matter how strong we hold on,
still there comes a time that we suddenly fall...
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butiki..

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Don't judge a person by their profile picture. Judge them by their album..

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Make your wife happy by telling her the 3 words every woman loves to hear...

"Here's My Wallet".

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Estudyante song :

PASUKAN na naman oh kay TULIN ng ARAW !
PASUKAN na naman tila BAKASYON kelan lang !
Ngayon ay pasukan dapat PASALAMATAN
Ngayon ay pasukan tayo ay MAG-AWITAN

BAON !
BAON !
BAON na naman muli
... Tanging BAON nating pinaka MIMITHI !

BAON !
BAON !
Baon na naman muli
Ang ALLOWANCE NAGHAHARI !

trizh · « **Reply #269 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:59:45 am »

TANONG: Bakit dahan-dahan ang pagbukas ni Juan sa medicine cabinet?

SAGOT: Dahil baka magising ang mga SLEEPING PILLS! hehe.

Dacian · « **Reply #270 on:** January 09, 2012, 02:55:50 pm »

DIONISIA sa bangko:

DIONISIA: bigyan mo nga ako ng PIN at magwi-widro ako.

TELLER: dapat meron kayong PIN na kayo lang ang nakakaalam.

DIONISIA: nakalimutan ko eh!

TELLER: sorry ma'am, di ko kayo matutulungan!

DIONISIA: sige, kahit LAPES na lang kung wala kang PIN!

sweetrebel · « **Reply #271 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:48:04 pm »

Bakit ganun.. sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo.. each time na pagod ka im always
here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi..

Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao? kahit
minsan lang?

- Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)

brokenphobia · « **Reply #272 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:42:18 pm »

BATA: Pepsi nga po.
Tindera: Iplastic ba?
BATA: Try mo isako tas lagyan mo ng straw. pwede?
Tindera: ano nga?
BATA: Kung ayaw mo, sa karton.
(Pinlastik ng tindera yung pepsi)
Tindera: ang bayad mo? Magbabayad ka ba?
BATA: Hindi , magsusukli. Ako yung tindera kaya ako magsusukli, malamang diba magbabayad ako kasi ako bumili?!
Tindera: Hindi, yung kalabaw, Yung kalabaw yung bumili. Malamang ikaw!
Bata: Gaya-gaya ka.
Tindera: Ako?
Bata: Hindi, yung pepsi

Dacian · « **Reply #273 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:14:17 am »

a priest accompanied a convict to the electric chair. what will he say to console a man about to die? goodbye? take care? see you later?

the priest was at a loss for the right words to say. finally, as the convict got to the electric chair, the priest patted him on the head and said: "more power to you!"

eolhcassyla · « **Reply #274 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:12:07 am »

eto nabasa ko lang

MGA BAGONG MOTTO;

"[textspeak!] is beauty if kilikili is dirty?"

"time is gold [textspeak!] watching bold"

"aanhin pa ang FB kng ang friends ay 30?"

AT ANG PNKAMALUPIT MOTTO OF D YEAR;

"Ang Taong Pangit s Edit Kumakapit"

HAHAHA..

whitelady17 · « **Reply #275 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:10:04 am »

This student should have gotten a 100 on this test. Instead of a zerO:)

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want,concrete floors are very hard to crac

brokenphobia · « **Reply #276 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:03:07 pm »

^haha ang talino naman sumagot lol

sajo · « **Reply #277 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:32:06 pm »

Quote from: sweetrebel on January 09, 2012, 08:48:04 pm

Bakit ganun.. sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo.. each time na pagod ka im always
here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi..

Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao? kahit
minsan lang?

- Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)

LAB this

aubrey888 · « **Reply #278 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:35:44 pm »

Quote from: brokenphobia on January 11, 2012, 11:42:18 pm

BATA: Pepsi nga po.
Tindera: Iplastic ba?
BATA: Try mo isako tas lagyan mo ng straw. pwede?
Tindera: ano nga?
BATA: Kung ayaw mo, sa karton.
(Pinlastik ng tindera yung pepsi)
Tindera: ang bayad mo? Magbabayad ka ba?
BATA: Hindi , magsusukli. Ako yung tindera kaya ako magsusukli, malamang diba magbabayad ako kasi ako bumili?!
Tindera: Hindi, yung kalabaw, Yung kalabaw yung bumili. Malamang ikaw!
Bata: Gaya-gaya ka.
Tindera: Ako?
Bata: Hindi, yung pepsi

^hahaha! ala vice ganda style!

carmichael18 · « **Reply #279 on:** January 13, 2012, 08:42:21 am »

pa join ulit!! my sister recently bought chico & delamar's best of morning rush.. super laugh trip talaga!!! favorite ko -- top 10 questions to ask in a Miss Ugly Contest...

- Kung ikaw ng treasure ng mga magulang mo, kelan ka nila ibabaon?

- So lahat ng pictures mo wacky?

- kung ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa loob, bakit ka pa labas ng labas?

- Nung nag-eevolve tayo mula unggoy papuntang tao, at what point ka nagpa-iwan?

parang kahit paulit ulit ko basahin tawa pa rin ako ng tawa...

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Author Topic: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2 (Read 162932 times)

trizh

sweetrebel

azel

mommyfirst

whitelady17

shellecious

beatrize zuri

Paintings Galore

brokenphobia

trizh

Dacian

sweetrebel

brokenphobia

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whitelady17

brokenphobia

sajo

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