Most Embarassing Sexcapades

[toffeenutlatte]

Hi everyone! Can I just share something stupid I did last night?

My guy and I haven't seen each other for nearly two weeks... Both of us were pretty much tied down with work and a lot of other random stuff. Last night though we finally had the chance to meet up. We were supposed to have dinner... But then decided to meet up at the village park instead and get all cheesy (and naughty??).

The moment we saw each other, we couldn't get our hands (and lips. Haha) off each other. Too much yearning, and a couple of minutes later, I found myself on top of him -- half naked and about to make love. Suddenly, I noticed someone trying to peek through the back window -- it was the village guard trying to check out if someone was inside the car. Without thinking, my guy decided to tap the window, perhaps hoping the guard would go away. Stupid stupid move. To my shock, the friggin door was unlocked! Goodness!!!!! I tried to cover myself up with my guy's shirt. Right then and there, I wished the pavement would open up and swallow me alive. Haha. Surprisingly, I was the one who acted calm and my guy was the one who freaked out. The guard tried to subtly threaten me by saying that he would just tell my parents about the incident. I tried to reverse things though and tried to make him feel guilty by telling him that my family has been really nice to him and they don't deserve to feel humiliated with what I have done. In the end, my guy talked to him and gave him 500 pesos to shut him up. The guard said he wasn't after the money -- YEAH RIGHT.

I might be "off the hook" but that's something I can't get over it. I'm still too humiliated beyond words

Anyway, did anyone encounter a similar experience? How did you deal with it? Would love to hear from you guys.

[kutingkulilit]

^whoa, sticky situation it is. maraming manong guards and chismoso, sana yung nakakita sa inyo is not one of them. (let's wish upon a star sis, hehe)

me naman, way back college days pa. you know, nakadorm, pag may chance, pumupuslit hehe 

4 ang ka-room mate ko sa dorm that time. as always, umuuwi sila pag weekends. me, every two weeks lang umuuwi dito sa amin kasi tinatamad ako (wahaha) and most especially, chance yun for me and the then-bf to fool around  . so one weekend, umuwi na silang lahat, when everyone's gone, i texted the then-bf to come over agad. walking distance lang dorms namin, mas maluwag lang ang rules sa dorm ko kaya dun kami lagi nagsstay. so he came, pagpasok na pagpasok, game na agad. in less that 1 min we're both butt naked.

then suddenly, someone's unlocking the door. so super mega panic kami, he ran sa bathroom, naked.. and me also naked, ran to the door asking "wait sino yan??" and the person answered, "[enter dorm mate's name here} to', naiwan ko celfone ko eh" luckily, yung door, may double lock. so kahit may susi sha, di nya na-open agad. the thing is, we're both naked, damit namin nakakalat sa floor, so super madali akong kunin damit nya, at iabot sa cr (pareho na kaming nag-panic, kahit na sarado pa yung main door ng room kasi nga naka-double lock, di na sha lumabas, di ko na din sha pinalabas, ahaha), then akosuper madaling nagbihis. na-unlock na yung knob, sinisipa na ng dorm mate ko yung pinto "uy buksan mo naman nagmamadali ako eh!"  haha sabi ko nalang "oo sandali, na-stuck kasi, wait" habang nagbibihis and all. that was the longest heaven-knows-how-many-minutes of my life. nung bihis na kami pareho, we tried to act calm, opened the door, and got super knowing looks w/ my dorm mate. and after nya makuha cellphone sa cabinet nya, she said "uy super sorry ha, di ko alam eh... kala ko magisa ka lang, sige as you were, una na ko..." LOL! buking parin.

[pinkk]

The chinky neighbors are bad gossiping about amateurish 6 people pinoy band with a female frontline vocalist getting her midnight carnal urge  from one of her band group in the dark stairway building south of china. To the conservative people, this adds bad impressions about provincial pinoy bands' bad vocals going to China not only as singers but flesh sellers as well.

[akthung]

From my personal experience, word will spread like fire. kahit bigyan mo pa ng 5k si manong, pag hindi nakatiis yan, magkukwento yan.

do what the artista's do---DENY to death! and don't answer any question from the united chimay-chimoy association. any answer will add to the fire.

guards/tanods/drivers/yaya/boy/casual family employees will always be eager for chismiss and these people are under one umbrella. Tell one, and everyone will know. then those who are comfy with their Amos, will tell the chismiss. and neighbors who are comfy with your parents will open up. "concerned" kuno.

dependa na lang yan kung pano relationship ninyo with your parents...that is kung maniniwala pa ba sila kapag nagdeny kayo. malas malas mo na lang sis kung imbestigador type pa magulang mo.

so keep all stuff related to sex out of reach, specially from your katulong. kahit T-shirt ng BF mo sis, don't leave it around in your room. it will add to the chismiss. iba talaga level nila eh.

then again...ang pinoy madali makalimot. just don't hang out much in your village muna. better avoid na magpakita and do it somewhere else na lang. 

[iluvmysoldier]

haha natawa naman ako kasi we almost have the same embarassing sexcapade. yung akin naman was with an ex. sobrang tagal na mga 7 years ago na yata. LQ kami nun eh sa may shopwise cubao, cant remember na kung anong pinagawayan namin. basta lakad lang kami dun tapos pumasok na kami sa pajero ng dad ko, yun kasi dinala ko nakapark yun sa open parking lot ng shopwise na malapit sa may kfc, tapat ng new frontier. tapos yun usap kami sa loob medyo ok na we kissed tapos ayun direcho na sa alams na. ang ginawa namin lumipat kami sa likod para mas malaki yung space. i was on top of him. medyo malapit na kami pareho ng biglang may nagtap ng window. grabe yung kaba ko nun! haha as in nanginginig ako sa takot kasi baka guard ng araneta diba. yun pala kabarkada ko lang nakita niya nakapark yung pajero nagtaka siya bat gumagalaw kaya siya kumatok. hehe after that never na ulit

[astrid2728]

LOL mga girls nga naman  oh... mkalusot ln.... LOL anyway heres my story... with my ex bf... 3 yrs ago... bago ln kmi noon and medyu bata pa ku... aun wala pang nangyayari samin so wer both curious that time kc virgin pa kmi LOL... 2ndyr college ln aku nun... so since nag aaral pa ku im not allowed to have bf.... eh mdyo pasaway LOL so i tried to entered in a relationship kht patago masaya naman un feelings... walking distance ln ang school sa bahay namin... clasm8 kmi ni bf so right after my class tambay mode muna kmi lagi... 1day ng tx sakin si maid namin sabi nya wala dw tao sa bahay sya ln...so right away d kmi ng dalawang isip ni ex bf na mg punta sa houz since curious din dw si ex bf makita room ku n makita houz nmin kc everytime ihahatid nya ku 1 kalye pa layo bago sa houz nmin kc nga wer not legal.... pg dating sa houz kinuntyaba ku agad maid nmin pra maging look out since close naman kmi ni maid she easily say yes! so habang nanunuod ng tv si maid down stairs... we went up stairs na ni ex bf diretso na sa room ku... dna napigilan so he started kissing me... and touching my boobs... mdyo bago sa pakiramdam kya super hot... nung mag insert coin na biglang my kumatok... my gosh dku alm un gagawin ku kc i heard voice ng tito ko calling my name and i forgot wala nga pla lock door ku...so wer in a hurry ni ex bf to dress up... sa sbrang taranta ku na mabuking tinago ko si ex bf sa ilalim ng kama ku... sa takot ko na bka bglang pasok si tito... bumababa ku parang wlang nangyari dku alm kung panu ku ibababa si ex bf... naicip ku utusan si tito ku na bumili ng gamot i pretend na lang ang sakit ng tiyan ku... si maid sa sbrang busy nya na nanunuod sa tv d nya napansin na umakyat na pla si tto ko... we did same agenda inutusan ku si maid na mg look out sa labas habang papababain ku na si ex bf n papauwiin... buti na ln wlang hinala na naganap! whoo... mission accomplished na sna bglang bumalik si ex bf naiwanan dw nya wallet nya so wala sya pamasahe... aray sakit sa bangs dba...  so kinuha ku wallet nya complete with props na kunyari clasm8 ku sya na nghihiram ng book.. LOL aun....l 

[yiephine14]

sis,astrid buti pa [textspeak!] share mo,samin di mo nishare heheh,,joke3....

[lionheart2010]

Feeling ko ilang beses na kami nahuli ng brother nya pero NR na lang. Haha. Shared room kasi sila, big room naman, dulo dulo yung bed. Minsan pinagbibigyan kami sa kabilang room, dun sa mom nya para solo namin. Naughty kami ni bf eh. One time busy ako sa paglalaptop eh pag andun ako sa kanila, without undies ako talaga at skirt. Sabi nya tuwad daw ako while naglalaptop. So tinitira nya ako biglang bumukas [textspeak!] pinto tuloy upo ako at sya di ko lam ginawa nya tas andun na brother nya, higa sa sariling kama. IDK what happend. Gusto ko matunaw!

Tas [textspeak!] normal days, nagigising brother nya weird ng position namin sa bed. Minsan nakataas pa paa ko sa may window pero syempre nakakumot. Ang obvious lang. haha!

[jojo2978]

Haha ang kulit ng story ni sis lionheart2010

[akthung]

oo nga eh. palaptop laptop mala hyden kho sans the laptop camera.

wala naman kaso kung among brothers yun. as long as good relationship between them two.

[lionheart2010]

Wahaha. Yun nga yung purpose ng laptop. Minsan inaabala nya lang talaga ako sa ginagawa ko minsann naman naka-on yung camera para todo todo o kaya we're watching porn.

Hihi. Kaso minsan di ako makatingin sa brother nya sa sobrang hiya.

Eto recently lang, naglinis mom nya ng room at nakuha tissue sa ilalim ng pillows. Haha. Clean ones, of course. Hay. Maloloka ako sa dami ng embarassing moments!

[stameygirl]

Hi everyone! Can I just share something stupid I did last night?

My guy and I haven't seen each other for nearly two weeks... Both of us were pretty much tied down with work and a lot of other random stuff. Last night though we finally had the chance to meet up. We were supposed to have dinner... But then decided to meet up at the village park instead and get all cheesy (and naughty??).

The moment we saw each other, we couldn't get our hands (and lips. Haha) off each other. Too much yearning, and a couple of minutes later, I found myself on top of him -- half naked and about to make love. Suddenly, I noticed someone trying to peek through the back window -- it was the village guard trying to check out if someone was inside the car. Without thinking, my guy decided to tap the window, perhaps hoping the guard would go away. Stupid stupid move. To my shock, the friggin door was unlocked! Goodness!!!!! I tried to cover myself up with my guy's shirt. Right then and there, I wished the pavement would open up and swallow me alive. Haha. Surprisingly, I was the one who acted calm and my guy was the one who freaked out. The guard tried to subtly threaten me by saying that he would just tell my parents about the incident. I tried to reverse things though and tried to make him feel guilty by telling him that my family has been really nice to him and they don't deserve to feel humiliated with what I have done. In the end, my guy talked to him and gave him 500 pesos to shut him up. The guard said he wasn't after the money -- YEAH RIGHT.

I might be "off the hook" but that's something I can't get over it. I'm still too humiliated beyond words

Anyway, did anyone encounter a similar experience? How did you deal with it? Would love to hear from you guys.

Wait sis, the guard opened ur car's door on his own volition? Di dapat nya ginawa yun lalo na alam nyang may tao sa loob after your bf knocked back.

[giachet]

share ko rin sa min ng bf ko until now nung bago2 pa kami so parang lahat nlang ata ng may sulok go kami..hahaha
fail#1: nagiinuman bf ko at pinsan sa bahay, tpos i went up to my room kasi nga kwentong inuman and i wasn't drinking that time, then c bf sumunod after ilang minutes yun pala horny na siya, so nagtulungan na kami mag hubaran para mas madali, i was half naked and he was really naked, ako namann si bukaka ng major2x then my gosh! biglang bumukas yung pinto ng cr ko yung pinsan ko nakatayo na sa door hinahanap pala c bf kasi nga nawala, nakalimutan pala i lock ni bf yung door sa cr ng pinsan ko we share kasi the same cr
fail#2 ako c bf at yung maid, c bf binigyan ng pera katulong namin para bumili ng merienda sa labas at saka para na rin makapagkemberloo kami, patapos na sana kami nung bigalang bumukas yung gate tpos malapit na sya sa door c bf eh umupo nlng sa sofa at kinandong yung throw pillow namin, ako naman si takbo sa taas para makapagbihis yung short at undies ko pala nasa sahig sinipa pa ni bf para maitago lang, so nagtaka lang naman yung katulong namin kung bakit pag baba ko e iba na suot kong shorts at si bf eh hindi man lang gumalaw sa kina uupuan nya kaloka
fail#3 lme ang bf were having sex sa room ko, as in hubad na hubad kami, pinsan ko lang at katulong sa bahay so talagang all oiut kami noon, hindi ko alam na yung pinsan ko na doctor dumating pala sa bahay, kasi we live near the hospital where he was a resident dr before he had a bre

Wait sis, the guard opened ur car's door on his own volition? Di dapat nya ginawa yun lalo na alam nyang may tao sa loob after your bf knocked back.

k so he decided to come by sa house and play sa computer ko ng warcraft! so katok sya kami naman di na mapakali kung pnu magbibihis eh hubad na hubad pa kami tapos ang dilim2 pa ng kwarto ko siguro 5 minutes na di ko pa rin binubuksan yung door, kasi natatranta nko kung ano sasabihin ko, c bf naman pumasok na sa cr ako naman ginulo ko buhok ko suot ng shorts agad ang pretended na nakatulog ako, but yung itsura ng pinsan ko nagtataka kasi nga 730pm palang bakit tulog na ako,nakakatawa lang kasi while my cousin was playing sa room ko si bf nasa cr lumusot nalang sa room ng pinsan ko then bumaba, sinabi ko lang na kararating niya lang nung bumaba na siy, and i see my other cousin na parang hahagalpak na sa tawa and ako naman all the time na bumaba ako walang suot na panty kasi naanduon sa ilalim ng kama ko..
andaming beses na kami nahuli ng kapatid niya, kapatid ko, pero nakakapagod na mag type...

[MaraAlmighty]

^hahaha! Natawa naman ako dun sa nakakapagod na mag-type! Hahaha

[iampennylane]

Makikishare lang din kasi hanggang ngayon di ako makaget-over LOL

Nung nakatira pa kami ni hubby sa mother in law ko, yun kasi umuuwi from work minsan mga 1am na so one time, nagsesex kami ni hubby ako naman ungol ng ungol and sobrang ingay. Usually kasi pag may papasok na sa main door nung bahay maririnig mo kagad yung wind chimes sa pinto kasi merong screen door yun so tatama muna sa chimes bago mabuksan yung main door. So eto na, habang ako eh nagpapakaingay habang nagsesex kami ni hubs, bigla na lang bumukas yung ilaw sa kitchen! Yung room kasi namin malapit sa dining area so meaning nakapasok na sya ng bahay ng di namin napansin ayun, huling huli at rinig na rinig ni MIL yung pasigaw sigaw ko, biglang tigil tuloy kami ni hubs, umurong bigla haha. Kinabukasan, ayokong lumabas ng kwarto LOL pero kelangan. Dedma lang ako haha alangan naman magsorry ako sa MIL ko hehe

[MrGuytalker]

Oh if only we had a like button dito, dami ko na na-like! Hahahaha

Me naman and my ex we're adventurous and would be naughty even in public/semipublic places. Back in college, in between classes we'd seek out empty classrooms when we're feeling it. We wouldn't close the door since it'd be too obvious. Instead I'd be standing by the doorframe while ex was already giving me head. I'd be on the lookout. May times I'd be closing my eyes and magugulat nalang ako may malapit na sa door! I'd pretend I was reading something and ex the same.  The whole time my thing was dangling.

Other times naman we'd be in the ladies' restroom. May time may pumasok and I had to stand for sometime on top of the toilet and wait it out.

[MrGuytalker]

Sa boarding house naman ni ex they know what happens when we're alone in the room so they always knock first. Sometimes it's a turn on for us and we'd be all the more noisy knowing they hear us.

[berna15]

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[errolavi14]

Makikishare lang din kasi hanggang ngayon di ako makaget-over LOL

Nung nakatira pa kami ni hubby sa mother in law ko, yun kasi umuuwi from work minsan mga 1am na so one time, nagsesex kami ni hubby ako naman ungol ng ungol and sobrang ingay. Usually kasi pag may papasok na sa main door nung bahay maririnig mo kagad yung wind chimes sa pinto kasi merong screen door yun so tatama muna sa chimes bago mabuksan yung main door. So eto na, habang ako eh nagpapakaingay habang nagsesex kami ni hubs, bigla na lang bumukas yung ilaw sa kitchen! Yung room kasi namin malapit sa dining area so meaning nakapasok na sya ng bahay ng di namin napansin ayun, huling huli at rinig na rinig ni MIL yung pasigaw sigaw ko, biglang tigil tuloy kami ni hubs, umurong bigla haha. Kinabukasan, ayokong lumabas ng kwarto LOL pero kelangan. Dedma lang ako haha alangan naman magsorry ako sa MIL ko hehe

alangan magsorry kanga! wahahahaha tawa sa much!

[hubbyko8]

i remember nun me and my hubby were making love e as in todo naked kami, my mom dropped by to visit she didn't inform us. we were in the heat of the moment pa man din, my hubby was carrying me and thrusting then boom the door opened sa sala kasi kami, my mom was so gulat. i was the only one that saw her kasi nakatalikod si hubby, ako i was facing the door.my hubby kept on thrusting and i couldn't speak.my mom just shut the door quietly. in the morning, my mom was all cool about it. she even joked na magaling kami and my hubby was gifted.