Sobrang benta sa akin ang Philsosophy, post ko lang dito!

COMPLETE LIST OF ADVICES ON PHIL DUNPHY´S BOOK PHILSOSOPHY
Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say “I´m looking you in the eye”.
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.
You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it´s easy to do.
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.
Dance until your feet hurt, sing until your lungs hurt, act until you´re William Hurt.
Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.
Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you´ll always be using a parent-chute.
Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
Success is one percent inspiration, ninety eight perspiration and two percent attention to detail.
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
If you love something, set it free, unless it´s a tiger.
If you are ever into a jam, a crayon scrunched upon under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all “Whaaaat?”