This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for
those who are turning 30, and for those who are
scared of moving into their 30's... I guess this article
best explains "The Best thing about being over 30+"
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30
most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle
of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the
game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She
does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she
wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
30 give a damn what you might think about her or
what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the
middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if
they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to
introduce you to her women friends. A younger
woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other
women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're
attracted to her friends because she knows her
friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have
to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They
always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Women over 30 have more tricks up their sleeve in
bed. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who
say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%
of women are against marriage, why? Because
women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig,
just to get a little sausage.
