How are you feeling today? (Take 6)

[u8mypinkcookies]

happy!!

[trizh]

excited! magkikita kami after 4 hours

[pinkk]

Entertained&Amused!!

(Miriam Santiago Quotes)
One time I met a politician and I said as a joke...

Me: Balita ko, meron ka raw kulasisi na 18 years old.
Politican: Lumang balita na yan. 28 years old na siya ngayon.

Mathematics

Matalinong babae + Matalinong lalaki = Romance
Matalinong lalaki + Bobong babae = Affair
Bobong lalaki + Bobong babae = Sexually Transmitted Disease

Gusto mo bang trabaho?

… Meron sa PLDT, 10,000 pesos per day. Ikaw yung dialtone.
… Meron sa DPWH, 10, 000 pesos per day. Ikaw yung speedbump.
… Meron sa post office, 10,000 pesos per day. Didilaan mo lahat ng stamps.

Confident vs Confidential

A young boy asked his Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?
The father said, you're my son. Confident ako doon. Yung best friend mo sa school, anak ko rin yun. Yun ang confidential.

Five tips for a happy man's life
1) Have a girl to help you at work
2) Have a girl to take care of you and to love you
3) Have a girl who can make you laugh
4) Have a girl who spoils you
5) Siguraduhin na hindi magkakilala and apat na babae na yun

[iwannabeasupermodel]

di alam ang gagawin. wanna go and shop for christmas pero i bet sobrang daming tao sa malls. and sobrang traffic.

[lovely_chic]

Feeling sore after workout..