It’s hard to keep your cool when your supposed BFF stabs you in the back or when a brazen floozy decides to make a move on your man (while you’re right beside him). But rather than wage an all-out war or start making a scene, why don’t you get together with your real friends and read a few therapeutic passages from FN’s Bitter Endings: Top 100 Patama Quotes? We promise, they’ll make you feel a bit better.

1. Ang ganda mo naman sa picture! Sana pati inner beauty nadadaan sa Photoshop 'no?

2.Basang tissue lang ang katapat niyang "beauty" mo.


3. Hindi mo kailangan ng beautician. Kailangan mo magician.

For more patama quotes, grab a copy of Bitter Endings: Top 100 Patama Quotes from Female Network, available in all bookstores and newsstands nationwide for P150.

(Illustrations by Sabrina Lajara)

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