Under normal circumstances, you can be considered a nice person. You’re kind, generous, and loving, but admit it, there are some people who just bring out the crazy in you—be it that ex whom you caught cheating red-handed (and still he denies it!) to that snotty receptionist at your office who insists on making your life difficult. In a perfect world where you are the only protagonist, this would be the best time to bust out those killer one-liners worthy of Cherry Gil or Sharon Cuneta, but IRL, you're more likely to be caught speechless. By the time you’ve thought of an amazing comeback, the moment will have passed. Avoid looking like a loser by building your arsenal of patama quotes.

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