1. You’re so cute!

Um. Thanks?

2. Now, you don’t have to worry about being taller than your date.

Is that supposed to be a compliment?

3. How tall are you?

It's for me to know and you to find out.

4. You’re that short?!

Yes, do you have a problem with that?

5. You’re so tiny, I feel like you can fit inside my pocket!

Thanks, but no thanks.

6. Can you really reach for it?

Yes, I can. My feet can also reach your face.

7. So, do you wear high heels all the time?

When I want to feel pretty. Comfy shoes for the win.

8. Do you buy your clothes in the kids' section?

When I need a banging crop top, then yes.

9. You look so adorable!

Really.

10. You should wear vertical stripes so you would look taller.

You're a fashion guru now?

11. You’re just as tall as my 10-year old sister.

Yay to me?

12. Thanks to you, I always feel tall.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

13. Do you pay for kiddie tickets?

OMG. Am I entitled to them?

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