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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2009, 11:39:16 pm »
^ ^ lol sis instant flavor :D
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2009, 02:57:31 am »
ngayon lang, kakauwi lang ng niece ko from her school. she's 6 and grade one.

she said: ninang, i need olso paper.
me: baka oslo paper?
niece: olso nga eh sabi ni teacher.
me: bebe, oslo paper yun.
niece: hay naku, yun ang sabi ni teacher eh! (mejo naiinis na sya :D)
me: ??? (natatawa nako nyan)
niece: sige ka, pag oslo paper pinadala mo, magagalit sakin si teacher! (sabay simangot!)

sabi ko nga, mas alam nya yung sinasabi nya! si teacher kasi eh! hehe! :D

ang kulit nito! ;)
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2009, 05:46:24 am »
wahahaha!!! anlakas ng tawa ko dito sa mga kwento nyo..  :D

iisip ako ng pwede kong mai-share  ;)
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2009, 09:43:34 am »
my daughter again..

while the tv commercial of boy abunda flashing on the screen showing pictures when he was still young ..

"mommy, may buhok pala si boy abunda dati??"
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2009, 10:06:06 am »
Kakatuwa naman itong thread na to...

By nature, even 4 lang kami sa family, happy family kami. Kengkoy talaga. Pag nag-aaway away, after ng gulo, gagawin katatawanan ang mga sinabi nung nag-aaway.

Isa ako sa pinakamagulo sa bahay namin. Ngayon nandito ako sa Pinas for vacation, sabi nila lumaki daw eyebags ng Papa ko. kulang sya lagi sa tulog. Why? Late na sya nakakatulog kaka-kiliti ko sa kanya.  ;D

Recently, dun ako natulog sa ancestral house namin sa father side. So madami akong relatives dun. Nanghiram na lang ako sa tita ko ng damit pantulog since galing ako sa gimik. I have a cousin na takot sa akin. Nagkamali sya at napagkamalan nya ako na yung tita namin.

Natutulog ako nun biglang lapit sya. Kalabit with matching yugyog pa sa akin.

Cousin: Nanay nanay wake up wake up

Pagtingin ko sa kanya, karipas ng takbo.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2009, 04:27:28 pm »
during dinner

me: ma, tumaba ba ako?
mama: umm... medyo...
me: ayoko na kumain, magdidiet na ako!
mama: UY, HINDI KA NAMAN TUMABA... ganyan lang katawan mo.. kumain ka na...

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2009, 03:55:26 pm »
Makikishare:

I grew-up sa paternal side ko. Mga katabi namin house puro tita, tito ko, and cousins. Way back 2003, nasunugan kami and our house was the most damaged, as in tupok. Sa iba,may part lang na nasunog. After the fire, dun kami temporary nagstay sa vacant lot sa tapat namin. Eto mga eksena:

Scene 1: A friend of my tita called her (para makiramay sa nangyari).. all the while they were talking, she was laughing and smiling. (mejo jolly kase si tita)
Friend: E bakit parang ang saya-saya mo, e nasunugan na nga kayo?
Tita: E alangan naman umiyak ako? Nasunugan na nga kami, malungkot pa ko? ;D ;D

The best un! As in super lift ang spirit ko sa sinabi nia…

Scene 2: One of the cousins arrive from we don’t know where. ??? And the day ng sunog, hinahanap cia ng lola ko. She didn’t went home days before the sunog pa. >:(
Cousin: (arriving… nakatingala sa house nila na half lang un nasunog) :o
Kami: (We were all staring at her) ???
Cousin: (Crying out loud.. sa labas pa ito ng house ha!) Anong nangyari? Bakit nasunog house? :'(
Kami: (walks out) Uy, late ka na… nakarecover na nga kami e…  ;D

Share ko uli pag naalala ko un iba…

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2009, 04:21:13 pm »
Makikishare din

We were in the hospital then kasi na confine si papa, matagal tagal na rin kasi sa hospital so naubos na talaga pera namin.  Wala kami choice kung di lumapit sa mga SWA nun.  One time, nakita ko nanay ko umiiyak, nabangit nia na lumapit sia sa SWA at kung ano ano pinagsasabi sa kanya nung naka assign ng araw na yon.

Habang umiiyak, nag rereklamo sia na bakit ganun ang trato sa kanya porke't nanghihingi kami ng tulong. At habang umiiyak sia subo sia ng subo ng FITA biscuit, sunod sunod..tulo luha, sipon, ayun nabulunan ng di oras, namula sa kauubo.  Di ko malaman kung maawa ako o matatawa, sabay sabi..."kasi naman di muna tapusin ang pag iyak bago kumain" :D  Natawa na rin sia.

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2009, 06:42:30 pm »
^^ haha funny.

Bahala na kayo matawa sa kwento ko. One time, bumisita sa min yung auntie and uncle ko with their cute little daughter. Syempre inuman sila kinagabihan. Eh nung e-exit na dad ko na lasing na talaga, syempre paglabas sa pintuan ( sa terrace kasi sila nag-inuman eh nasa kabilang door yung mga tsinelas) gusto nyang magsuot ng tsinelas eh that time mga tuta namin natutulog sa may mga tsinelas sa gabi eh pinipilit suotin ng dad ko yung tuta panay iyak kakaawa ( LOL but the tuta or puppy survived don't worry ) sumigaw mom ko "tigilan mo na nga! nakakaawa!" Akala naman daw ng dad ko, tsinelas yun ng daughter ng uncle and auntie ko ( you know those kids' footwears na may sound pag inapakan LOl ). Ako lang ata nainis. SIla tumatawa duh.
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2009, 07:01:08 pm »
hahaha! kaaliw naman... i`ll share din...

when my youngest brother is around 7 or 8, takot kasi siya mauna sa room so minsan nakakatulog sa sala while waiting for our kuya (share sila sa room)... when ginigising na siya para lumipat sa room,  ayaw magising. my kuya shouted sunog, sunog! ayun biglang tayo, punta sa kusina at kumuha ng isang pitsel ng tubig!... super laugh trip lahat hahaha!
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2009, 01:02:47 am »
^ haha panic mode!

After ko masapak ng baliw sa kalsada, my mother is trying to comfort me. So nagparining ako.

Me: Ma, parang gusto ko ng spaghetti.
Mama: Sige anak, ibibili kita sa Jollibee.

Yeah right. Im hoping ipagluluto mo ko.  ;D

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2009, 02:39:04 pm »
I wanted to check the political awareness of my 2 pamangkins, a nephew aged 8 and a niece, aged 6.
So I asked them:
Me: Ate (niece), sino vote mo for president?
Niece: hmmm…  ??? si CORY AQUINO…
Nephew: Hahaha.. :D e patay  na kaya un.
Me: e kaw, kuya (nephew), sino vote mo for president?
Before makasagot pamangkin ko, my son shouts:
Son: si JOLLIBEE…

Kids talaga…  :D


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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2009, 02:45:42 pm »
Me and my mom in a hospital

Pag pasok sa elevator, siksikan...

3rd flr, stop then pasukan ang mga tao

Mom: ang baho naman, sobra naman pabango yan sakit sa ilong!

Tinginan lahat ng tao dun sa ale, ako naman kinurot ko nanay ko sa kakulitan.

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2009, 03:17:09 pm »
my daughter again..

pag-uwi ko, may dala ako macaroons, nilagay ko sa table. after a while, my daughter came out, from the shower room, sabi nya sa food, wow, maRAcoons!
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2009, 03:20:03 pm »
one time naman, sabi nya mommy gusto ko ulam bopi.
anong bopi?...yung niluluto po ni tita beth.
ahh...bopis!
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2009, 07:05:31 pm »
nakakatawa mga post nyo mga sis. yung pamangkin ko pagkatapos makita yung head and shoulders na commercial ni manny pacquiao

pamangkin: dapat siguro gumamit nun si lola getz.
ako: ano? bakit?
pamangkin: kasi nakakalbo na siya.

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2009, 02:27:25 pm »
hay napaka rami sa family ko talaga.

1. about 15 years ago lunch kakain na kami so my sister put on the place mat tanda ko color green yun hehe. tas yung plate namin non transparent. so ayun kwento kwentuhan. ako naman naglagay na ako ng kanin tas kwento ulit. yung kanin press ko pa talaga. sabi ng sister ko: ATE WALA KA PANG PLATO! hehe ayun tawanan.

2 lunch ulit, mommy ko mahilig sa baraha. 41 pa tawag sa laro nila e. e kumakain na kami, sabi ng mommy ko daddy abot mo nga yung alas  ;D :D yun pala ulam.hehe. nako si daddy ko sobrang inasar si mommy. sabi nya grabe na yang sugal na yan. hehe.  ;)

3. yung sis ko galing sa city tas dala nya yung 3y/o daughter nya. e yung bus puno. so sakay sya, dami nya dala, mga take outs, bags, shopping bag etc. so binababa nya kid nya sa aisle. then lakad sila hanggang sa hulihan. hehe, may nakita pa syang mga kakilala ngiti ngiti pa sya at medyo chika. di nya napansin na yung kid nya pala naka kapit sa neck ng blouse nya na nag stretch na down sa waist nya.  :o haha. nakalabas na pala bra nya as in yung 2 caps ha! hehe. tapos hiya sya. lalo na don sa mga ngitian nya. hehe  :P
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2009, 03:24:32 pm »
^ ha ha, grabe natawa ako sa no.3
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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2009, 09:21:25 pm »
oh my gosh, as in tumutulo ang luha ko sa katatawa sa kwento mo sis siegy! mukha nga ako baliw tawa ng tawa sa harap ng computer!!!!

sige, marami rin sa family ko eh, isip muna ako kung alin dun saka ako post din.....

keep them coming!!!!

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Re: Funny moments with your family
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2009, 10:30:30 am »
chowking with family

taking orders..tatay's turn

cashier: sir anong gusto niyo? gusto niyo mag-add ng tokwa , kangkong, siopao, congee etc

tagal sumagot ng tatay ko kaya sabi ko , "pa dali ano gusto mo"

tatay: hmm ano kaya?

cashier:  kayo po sir congee ..tokwa...siopao..(inulit lang) kayo bahal sir?

me: sir dali ano gusto mo daw!

pati ako napa-SIR kasi kanina pa sir ng sir un cashier ..natawa kameng lahat pati un cashier

yun lang medyo corny pero ganon kasi ako absent-minded parati

 

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