What’s worse than people picking on your weight?Asking when you’re due when you’re not even pregnant. Here are some of the best responses to the golden question of "Buntis ka ba?" 

“Are you an idiot?”

“Maybe, but I don’t know who the father is.”
Hindi. Taba lang yan.”
“Yes, and it’s your husband’s!”
“I’m not pregnant. I just love cake.”
“No, are you?”
“Beer belly yan, Want to rub it?”
“It’s really none of your business.”
“Ah, kabag lang yan.
Hindi, buffet 'to.

SCREENSHOT: Pitch Perfect/Universal Pictures (2012); GIFs: Giphy

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