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Author Topic: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2  (Read 74613 times)

lonelymiss28

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #300 on: February 10, 2012, 09:58:14 AM »
ni text ko ito sa asawa ko kanina ang sabi nya...sounds like a bad meal...lol!!!

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #301 on: February 10, 2012, 10:16:41 AM »
bf: para kang chicharon

gf: bakit?

bf: kasi ang ingay mo pag kinakain kita eh  :D :D :D

booom! haha ang naughty!

hahaha naughty nito sis :))
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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #302 on: February 10, 2012, 11:17:14 AM »
LOL and kulit ng mga jokes. I think I should read this thread every morning before I start my day :-)  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #303 on: February 10, 2012, 01:44:37 PM »
 ;D ;D

azel

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #304 on: February 11, 2012, 02:55:40 AM »
bf: para kang chicharon

gf: bakit?

bf: kasi ang ingay mo pag kinakain kita eh  :D :D :D

booom! haha ang naughty!

natawa talaga ko dito  ;D naughty!!!  ;D

lonelymiss28

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #305 on: February 11, 2012, 09:18:04 PM »
couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay.
so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

momentum

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #306 on: February 13, 2012, 10:56:30 AM »
^ LOL. heard this before. still makes me laugh  ;D
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azel

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #307 on: February 15, 2012, 07:11:02 AM »
^^ hahaha! kaloka si wifey..  ;D

ravena

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #308 on: February 18, 2012, 11:14:32 AM »
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE WHORE you're at school, not Jersey Shore. you're a slutty, orange mess PLEASE GO FIND A LONGER DRESS.

ha ha. saw this on facebook too. pwede din sa mga church goers a little edit na lang.
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Dacian

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #309 on: February 22, 2012, 07:56:37 PM »
piolo:
i just need five things in my life:
some friends...
some food...
some work...
some love...
and SOME MILBY!!

sabi naman ni sam:
i just need five things in my life too:
few work...
few friends...
few food...
few love...
and FEW LO PASCUAL.

kaya naman pala walang pag-asa sina kc conception at anne curtis.
Do some time with the one you love.

lonelymiss28

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #310 on: February 23, 2012, 12:48:15 AM »
He who laughs last thinks slowest!

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #311 on: March 01, 2012, 12:24:59 PM »
bata1: ano ang ayaw ilagay ni goldilocks sa buhok nya?
bata2: ano?
bata1: eh di RED RIBBON  ;D

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #312 on: March 01, 2012, 12:39:12 PM »
Nurse: Miss, gising na!
Patient: Ah, bakit?
Nurse: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.
Patient: Anong gamot?
Nurse: Sleeping pills.

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azel

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #313 on: March 03, 2012, 02:01:35 AM »
^kalokang vendor yan ha! haha  ;D in fairness magaling magpalusot  ;D

Dacian

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #314 on: March 05, 2012, 06:54:14 PM »
LONG QUOTE

ito yung mararamdaman mo kapag di ka masaya... ikaw ay ma-LONG QUOTE!!!
Do some time with the one you love.

prettychestnut

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #315 on: March 08, 2012, 07:01:43 PM »
Pinoy Henyo from EB

Word: Rambutan

Babae: Tao?
Lalaki: HIndi
B: BAgay?
L: hindi
B: Hayop?
L: hindi
B: Lugar?
L: hindi
B: Pagkain?
L: oo
B: Prutas?
L: oo
B: Fruit Salad?

Lolllll

ravena

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #316 on: March 12, 2012, 07:12:15 PM »
Hindi porke't pangit ka matatakot mo ako. LOL.
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chofontanilla

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #317 on: March 12, 2012, 08:54:48 PM »
3 lasing ang pumara ng taxi..

Ng mahalata ng driver na lasing ang 3 binuhay niya lang yung makina tapos pinatay ulit, sababy sabi..

Driver: nandito na po tayo

Bumaba ang mga pasahero

Lasing1: bayad ho. (inabot ang bayad)
Lasing2: salamat manong ha?

Nagulat ang driver ng sampalin siya ng malakas ng pangatlong pasahero..

Driver: oh bakit ho?


Lasing3: sa susunod bagalan mo takbo mo muntik na kameng mamatay!!!

Lady Czarina

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #318 on: March 12, 2012, 11:27:28 PM »
A lie!!!
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sabi ng intsik na hehe...

shiann

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Re: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2
« Reply #319 on: March 13, 2012, 09:00:35 PM »
Aleng Dionisia: Ayaw ko ng inglis..hirap intindihin..

Manny: Bakit nman?

Aleng Dionisia: Eh paano ang isda-PIS..ang mukha-PIS.. ang PANDIKIT-PIS..ang kapayapaan-PIS..pate sa subdivision may PIS 1 PIS 2 PIS 3 ayyyyyyyyyy ambot PIS be with you  ;D ;D ;D

 

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