Author Topic: Tawa muna tayo! Thread 2 (Read 39671 times)

lonelymiss28 · « **Reply #300 on:** February 10, 2012, 09:58:14 am »

ni text ko ito sa asawa ko kanina ang sabi nya...sounds like a bad meal...lol!!!

sajo · « **Reply #301 on:** February 10, 2012, 10:16:41 am »

Quote from: raya15 on February 09, 2012, 08:53:39 pm

bf: para kang chicharon

gf: bakit?

bf: kasi ang ingay mo pag kinakain kita eh

booom! haha ang naughty!

hahaha naughty nito sis

Vera · « **Reply #302 on:** February 10, 2012, 11:17:14 am »

LOL and kulit ng mga jokes. I think I should read this thread every morning before I start my day :-)

crazylove · « **Reply #303 on:** February 10, 2012, 01:44:37 pm »

azel · « **Reply #304 on:** February 11, 2012, 02:55:40 am »

Quote from: raya15 on February 09, 2012, 08:53:39 pm

bf: para kang chicharon

gf: bakit?

bf: kasi ang ingay mo pag kinakain kita eh

booom! haha ang naughty!

natawa talaga ko dito

naughty!!!

lonelymiss28 · « **Reply #305 on:** February 11, 2012, 09:18:04 pm »

couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay.
so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

momentum · « **Reply #306 on:** February 13, 2012, 10:56:30 am »

^ LOL. heard this before. still makes me laugh

azel · « **Reply #307 on:** February 15, 2012, 07:11:02 am »

^^ hahaha! kaloka si wifey..

ravena · « **Reply #308 on:** February 18, 2012, 11:14:32 am »

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE WHORE you're at school, not Jersey Shore. you're a slutty, orange mess PLEASE GO FIND A LONGER DRESS.

ha ha. saw this on facebook too. pwede din sa mga church goers a little edit na lang.

Dacian · « **Reply #309 on:** February 22, 2012, 07:56:37 pm »

piolo:
i just need five things in my life:
some friends...
some food...
some work...
some love...
and SOME MILBY!!

sabi naman ni sam:
i just need five things in my life too:
few work...
few friends...
few food...
few love...
and FEW LO PASCUAL.

kaya naman pala walang pag-asa sina kc conception at anne curtis.

lonelymiss28 · « **Reply #310 on:** February 23, 2012, 12:48:15 am »

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

jodainess · « **Reply #311 on:** February 23, 2012, 12:57:44 am »

Quote from: raya15 on February 09, 2012, 08:53:39 pm

bf: para kang chicharon

gf: bakit?

bf: kasi ang ingay mo pag kinakain kita eh

parang ako, haha..

booom! haha ang naughty!

diamondapril01 · « **Reply #312 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:24:59 pm »

bata1: ano ang ayaw ilagay ni goldilocks sa buhok nya?
bata2: ano?
bata1: eh di RED RIBBON

j27 · « **Reply #313 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:39:12 pm »

Nurse: Miss, gising na!
Patient: Ah, bakit?
Nurse: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.
Patient: Anong gamot?
Nurse: Sleeping pills.

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Street Vendor : 'bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!

azel · « **Reply #314 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:01:35 am »

^kalokang vendor yan ha! haha

in fairness magaling magpalusot

Dacian · « **Reply #315 on:** March 05, 2012, 06:54:14 pm »

LONG QUOTE

ito yung mararamdaman mo kapag di ka masaya... ikaw ay ma-LONG QUOTE!!!

prettychestnut · « **Reply #316 on:** March 08, 2012, 07:01:43 pm »

Pinoy Henyo from EB

Word: Rambutan

Babae: Tao?
Lalaki: HIndi
B: BAgay?
L: hindi
B: Hayop?
L: hindi
B: Lugar?
L: hindi
B: Pagkain?
L: oo
B: Prutas?
L: oo
B: Fruit Salad?

Lolllll

ravena · « **Reply #317 on:** March 12, 2012, 07:12:15 pm »

Hindi porke't pangit ka matatakot mo ako. LOL.

chofontanilla · « **Reply #318 on:** March 12, 2012, 08:54:48 pm »

3 lasing ang pumara ng taxi..

Ng mahalata ng driver na lasing ang 3 binuhay niya lang yung makina tapos pinatay ulit, sababy sabi..

Driver: nandito na po tayo

Bumaba ang mga pasahero

Lasing1: bayad ho. (inabot ang bayad)
Lasing2: salamat manong ha?

Nagulat ang driver ng sampalin siya ng malakas ng pangatlong pasahero..

Driver: oh bakit ho?

Lasing3: sa susunod bagalan mo takbo mo muntik na kameng mamatay!!!

Lady Czarina · « **Reply #319 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:27:28 pm »

A lie!!!
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sabi ng intsik na hehe...

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