first ex: "OMG! it could've been me." (now he has a gf with 2 kids but not planning on marrying her)
second ex: Kamusta ka naman jan! engineer kana at lahat dami ng years na lumipas, wala pa din ako kahit Jollibee man lang? lol (Jollibee?? bata?kiddie meal??)
third ex: Tigas naman ng mukha mo boy, matapos kita bilhan ng mamahaling relo, cellphone, load, jewelries etc ikaw pa gwapo??? sige ikaw na mukhang gurang sa age mo, ikaw na oily face. dapat sa mukha mo tide o perla para naman di masyado oily. kakairita eh. lol.