Merry Christmas, World!
It’d be awesome if I could give everyone in the world…
…a stuff-yourself-silly noche buena, because good food puts people in a great mood, and would thus make the world a better place.

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It’d be awesome if I could give everyone in the world…
…a stuff-yourself-silly noche buena, because good food puts people in a great mood, and would thus make the world a better place.

This season’s key question is the greatest gift you can offer. I would give humanity post-it-stickers as a reminder to everyone that our greatest gift is having the freedom to choose and acting on it. It is the liberty of claiming what you can be and making the most of it for a balanced well being.
With a post-it-sticker, you can write and claim anything that ignites your passion, tickles your funny bone and completes you without judgment and explanation.
And from my last party I have attended at warehouse 135, it was a parade of character fully expressed as they celebrate this season of giving.
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Okay, so I’ve opted for the Miss Universe answer. But, let me tell you that I also thought about giving humanity 30-minute orgasms. Then I remembered that orgasms would not make everyone happy. Little kids, I imagine, would much rather have toys or candies than 30-minute climaxes. (At least, that’s what I think.)
Why world peace? Well, because, as the recent Manila Peninsula snafu has proved to us, violence (in the form of a badly planned coup d’etat or what-not) cramps everyone’s style. I mean, just because everyone’s really concerned about who gets to be president, suddenly there was a blasted curfew.
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