When I was a kid, my grand plan was to win Miss Universe, then move to Hollywood and become a star. I was supposed to be a triple threat—singer-dancer-actress, and incredibly good at all three (rather than just being a Jill of all trades).
But then I never grew to meet the minimum height requirement for any sort of beauty pageant. Olats! So much for Hollywood. I am thus left to fantasize that I am one of the following:
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Of all the Hollywood stars out there, just for one day, I would want to try the life of Brad Pitt.
Now before anyone decides to psychoanalyze my choice, I will enumerate why I want to be him:
1. I want to know how it feels like to be with Angelina. Is she as hot up close and personal as she is onscreen? I don’t want to be Angelina because I want to experience being with her, not being her. Another revealing thought, eh? Hahaha. I have been a man in most of my past lives (according to my clairvoyant friend) and up to this life, I get along better with men, or women who are not so girly. How do you relate to such a hot girl, being such a hot guy too? Do you stare at each other for hours on end because ang ganda ganda niyong dalawa?
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