Merry Christmas, World!
It’d be awesome if I could give everyone in the world…
…a stuff-yourself-silly noche buena, because good food puts people in a great mood, and would thus make the world a better place.

…a day when nothing else would matter except a breathtaking sunset, and sand and seawater between their toes.

…a chance to pursue their passion.

…a steaming cup of hot chocolate, taken while sitting in front of a Christmas tree, twinkling with lights.

…big bear hugs—malice-free, and with no danger of sexual harassment suits!

…laughter to last the whole year through.

…family, friends, and a whole lot of love!