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Of all the Hollywood stars out there, just for one day, I would want to try the life of Brad Pitt.

Now before anyone decides to psychoanalyze my choice, I will enumerate why I want to be him:

1. I want to know how it feels like to be with Angelina. Is she as hot up close and personal as she is onscreen? I don’t want to be Angelina because I want to experience being with her, not being her. Another revealing thought, eh? Hahaha. I have been a man in most of my past lives (according to my clairvoyant friend) and up to this life, I get along better with men, or women who are not so girly. How do you relate to such a hot girl, being such a hot guy too? Do you stare at each other for hours on end because ang ganda ganda niyong dalawa?

2. I want to know how it feels to be so cool yet be so unaffected by it all. Well, he seems to be unaffected. Although he is a pretty boy and much, much more, Brad doesn’’t seem to be the type to spend hours before bedtime putting on eye cream, toner, moisturizer and night serums. He actually has pretty bad skin for a Hollywood mega-star. I want to know how he really feels about himself. Who he thinks he really is.

3. I want to be cool and tough like him. I love how he can be so beautiful but not delicate. I love, love him when he plays tough guys (Fight Club, Troy, Switch, etc) more than when he plays pretty boys (Meet Joe Black). I don’t like sweet boys.

4. I want to see how women really are when they’re around a (hot) man. I know a lot of pa-sweet, di makbasag pinggan girls with soft high-pitched voices who are really raging sl-ts inside. How do men see women? Are we really as confusing and beyond comprehension as they say we are? What are the style-bulok moves of women? How do they seduce a man in a committed relationship?

5. I want to see how international social work goes. He’s very active in lots of charity work and I want to see how we can change the world in a bigger scale. Reach out to people who are so far from us that we can’t comprehend how they could be suffering and how we could possibly help.

6. Last, I want to be Brad Pitt for a day because I want to know how it feels like to be with Angelina. Oh did I write that already? Sorry…