Cat Wisdom
Apr 14, 2008 - 9:34pm by Lillyanne
Sasser offers dapper though not-so-sage advice for some vexing human issues. Well, sometimes he knows more than I do! Here are a few insights that the mommacat has gained from raising a cat!
► Loneliness
Unless you have nine lives, life is
too short to live in loneliness! There are great things in your life if you
look hard enough. Look forward to the blessings each day brings.
► Job-related Stress
Beat it with music and a cat on the
lap. Bring Fuzzface to work and tell the boss your cat suffers from chronic
knowledge hunger.
► Not Getting
Anywhere
Leave ‘em lazybones behind. If you
keep walking you'll definitely get somewhere.
► External Noise
If you’ve had enough of that, tell
your fluffhead friends to go for a walk. You'll be OK.
► Litter Wisdom
You can scrape up enough sand to
build little molehills, but never mountains where they're not due.
► Can't run the house
Adopt a cat to make the house rules
for you. No doubt you'll be amazed at how much running you'll be doing in no
time.
► Showing Affection
This doesn’t mean you’ll put each
and every emotion on display. It just means that you can shine the spotlight on
those feelings that you want others to see, while hiding the rest.
► Losing Someone
Don’t sweat doing the potty stuff,
sweetie. If you lose him, that means you don’t need him! Clear out the old to
make way for the new. That's how you attain nine lives.
► Bad Love
Oops, you caught me at my
toilet, but that’s OK.
Seriously, there's no such
thing as a sweet lemon so don't turn into one. A bad fish can't help but smell
fishy. Hand him to me and I’ll fix him up good for you!
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