- 1. I will keep all my makeup sponges clean and crud-free. After all, sponges are for putting on makeup, not mud.
- 2. I will keep my eyebrows groomed. Stubble is sexy on Italian men, not my brow bone.
- 3. I will use conditioner on my hair.
- 4. I will use pore strips to keep my nose whitehead-free.
- 5. I will get a pedicure regularly. I don’t want to look like a troll.
- 6. I will trim my nose hairs. Enough said.
- 7. I will not prick my zits. This will eventually cause scars.
- 8. I will throw out my old makeup. If it smells like rotten fruit, it goes into the trash.
- 9. I will not put makeup on while driving. It will cause uneven makeup application and possible automobile accidents.
- 10. I will not use face powder that is too white for my face. I am not a Japanese Kabuki actor.
- 11. I will have my bigote removed (In case I even come out on TV in full close up.)
- 12. I will get a hot oil when I need one. It’s good for the hair, it’s good for the soul.
- 13. I will wash and clean my hair brushes.
- 14. I will get a haircut every 4 to 5 weeks. I don’t want to look like an overgrown fern.
- 15. I will exfoliate! I do not want to be a scaly reptile.
- 16. I will not smoke and put on hair spray at the same time. Hair spray is so eighties, really.
- 17. I will put on moisturizer every night.
- 18. I will use sunblock even when I’m not at the beach. Rays today, raisins tomorrow.
- 19. I will not stop using that chocolate brown/mauve/coral lipstick from the mid-nineties.
- 20. I will not match my eyeshadow with my clothes.
- 21. I will stop wearing pink foundation. Caladryl is for itches, not for the face.
- 22. I will start experimenting with new makeup styles.
- 23. I will keep my makeup kit neat and organized.
- 24. I will experiment with nail colors other than beige.
- 25. I will shave or wax my legs when I wear a skirt or shorts.
- 26. I will get a bikini wax if I have to wear a bikini or swimsuit.
- 27. I will not straighten/curl/dye my hair every month. Stressed hair is ugly hair.
- 28. I will use eye cream.
- 29. I will immediately remove chipped nail polish.
- 30. I will not sleep with makeup on. Just think of the pillows and bed sheets the morning after.
- 31. I will exfoliate my lips and use lip balm regularly.
- 32. I will keep hand sanitizer handy all the time.
- 33. I will always have a pack of tissues with me.
- 34. I will stop buying the same shade of lipstick.
- 35. I will not wear orange eyeshadow.
- 36. I will buy a new bath lily or loofah when the old one looks like a dead rat.
- 37. I will go to the spa at least once before I’m 50.
- 38. I will have my teeth cleaned every six months.
- 39. I will clean my makeup brushes every two weeks and replace them when they fall apart.
- 40. I will moisturize my elbows.
- 41. I will stop wearing tri-color eye shadow.
- 42. I will exfoliate and moisturize my feet.
- 43. I will not wear too-thick makeup.
- 44. I will clean my ears at least four times a week.
- 45. I will consult a recent magazine to see if my makeup/hairstyle/clothes are still current.
- 46. I will not feel insecure because I do not look like Laetitia Casta.
- 47. I will not make lait the next girl because she looks better than me.
- 48. I will be beautiful to feel good for myself, not to please other people.
- 49. I will not put mashed fruits and masticated vegetables on my face.
- 50. I will learn to laugh at myself when I get too vain.
53 Comments
Add Comment49. I will not put mashed fruits and masticated vegetables on my face. i don't get it?
October 11, 2006 at 10:06 amthis is so nice!.. galing.. :) 12. I'll always apply moisturizer with spf when I go out.. :)
October 11, 2006 at 11:59 amnyahaha
October 11, 2006 at 5:45 pmmore, more, more,more and shall i say more
October 11, 2006 at 5:59 pmi will apply lotion on my body right after i shower to seal in moisture
October 11, 2006 at 10:32 pmreaLly cooL!!! vaiN, vaiN, vain...
October 14, 2006 at 4:00 pmit's really amust for every girl
October 16, 2006 at 11:55 pmi'll post this on my blog to remind me. :)
October 17, 2006 at 8:57 pmnice tips! =)
October 18, 2006 at 6:09 pmpore strips are not ok. it makes the pores larger.whew!
October 18, 2006 at 7:39 pmi must say these are very practical and realistic tips! this item is indeed an eye-opener! although not all resolutions are proof-free, this is a highly useful article to guide us women at those frequent moments when we're tempted to be sloppy...more power to this site!
October 22, 2006 at 4:31 ami enjoyed reading your tips.. thanks a lot..
October 23, 2006 at 2:52 pm51. Trial and error.. what works for me may not work for others..
October 25, 2006 at 5:21 amI Luv this 50 beauty commandments ;D
October 27, 2006 at 6:21 pm51. I will not believe everything that advertisements claim about their beauty products, because they're usually not true...coz i get allergic to products that claim to be hypoallergenic. 52. I'll only believe a dermatologist
October 28, 2006 at 10:21 amWhat is the best eye cream to diminish fine lines?
October 31, 2006 at 10:37 pmdoes anyone here know bout a best product that will eliminate dark circlres around my eyes,,,,its very disturbing....
November 3, 2006 at 7:21 pmHope to get a bible next time.
November 7, 2006 at 7:05 pmfor dark circles u can try clinique or loreal,dey r a bit xpensive but effective.
November 10, 2006 at 6:07 amnice! thanks for the tips..
November 19, 2006 at 1:38 amthere's no harm in trying, i guess =) tnx anyway
November 21, 2006 at 6:19 amtry clinique's "all about the eyes"
November 25, 2006 at 8:42 ami love this artivle. i am so so guilty!
November 25, 2006 at 8:57 ami love the those tips you gave.although i have to admit that i dont follow it all but somehow it helps me to maintain beautiful everyday.thanks again.more power.
November 29, 2006 at 9:27 amhelp me were to find a moisturizer that has SPF were can i buy them? and what brand that cheaper lang....
December 8, 2006 at 5:37 amtry celeteque water-base mosturizer,u will like it it's not greasy .
December 8, 2006 at 5:30 pmoh, for w/ spf try neutrogena.
December 8, 2006 at 5:31 pmhmm... gurls, what is the easiest
December 22, 2006 at 7:50 pmI'm a make up artist, bt its not my main profession. I definitely love making women beautiful thru make up. N i always say, that if you believe that make up can make you prettier, it would. Erase the notion that make up can make you luk lyk a clown. We have magazines, that features on how to apply make up, Read it girls, don't js luk at the pictures.
December 23, 2006 at 5:29 ammaybe i'll just go to dermatologist so that they can suggests on wat is good for my face
December 29, 2006 at 11:15 ami love this!!!!
January 2, 2007 at 3:26 amthese are cool!!!!!!!!!!!
January 8, 2007 at 5:18 amlove this article! i'l stop smokin'... ope!
January 11, 2007 at 11:06 ami can't get rid of smoking, feel sorry 4 myself
January 12, 2007 at 5:15 amwoah.. yeah shane i can't get rid of smooking to.. :(
January 28, 2007 at 8:07 ami love the stuffS!!!
February 14, 2007 at 11:55 pmI will apply kalamansi juice on my armphit daily to maintain whiteness and odor free
March 6, 2007 at 5:26 pmjust apply calamansi juice daily on your armphit and see the difference
March 6, 2007 at 5:29 pmWOW! Love it!
March 10, 2007 at 2:35 pm"20. I will not match my eyeshadow with my clothes."...why not?..I bought these eye shadows that comes in blue and/or green shimmer shades from the BS..and its so good and easy to apply..and the best thing is that its so okay with me looking good..with a blue or a green shirt, as the case may be..try it..its fun!
March 11, 2007 at 3:26 ami'm crazy over Gloutathione!
March 11, 2007 at 10:54 amthis is for you.
March 16, 2007 at 12:52 ammabuang ko oi...mga char kai mo ha
March 20, 2007 at 3:35 amsave the best for last- 50. I will learn to laugh at myself when I get too vain.
March 23, 2007 at 4:59 amI will save all my money to go to plastic surgeon.. (kidding!)
March 24, 2007 at 5:27 pmjust take a bath regularly.hahaha...
April 2, 2007 at 4:04 amOne man's meat is another man's poison...
April 13, 2007 at 1:25 pmI will have my spa once a month....
April 14, 2007 at 2:44 ami just wanna get white..
May 18, 2007 at 2:27 pmhelo
May 23, 2007 at 2:35 pmeversince i worked in a dermatology/aestheic center i pretty much dont believe in dermatologists anymore. their so money hungry. they dont care about you, they care about what they can get out of your pocket....well im not saying all of them, just most of them i think... sickening!
May 26, 2007 at 9:30 ami'll bear that in mind :-)
August 28, 2007 at 6:16 pm