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Which annoying Starbucks person are you?

Jun 3, 2008 by FN's Shar Bareng

coffee_person.jpgHere's one for people who love and hate Starbucks with a passion! HolyTaco.com lists the Eight Types of Annoying People at Starbucks:
 
1. The Person Who Peruses the DVD Section As If They Might Purchase.
2. Study Groups
3. The Guy Who Hates Starbucks But Goes There Every Day
4. Complicated Order Guy Who Needs his Coffee Right The F*&K Now.
5. Overly Happy Line Greeter/Order Taker
6. The Writer Who Wants You to Know They’re a Writer
7. Intern Who is Buying for the Entire Office
8. Manager Who Refuses to Recognize the Words Small, Medium, and Large
 
The funny thing is, I don't fit in any category. I wasn't a big Starbucks-goer in college, since I usually hung out at my org's office or the library if I wanted to study. I could have gone for six but I hate lugging my heavy laptop around and frankly, how can you write in Starbucks? The atmosphere isn't exactly conducive for writing, since it's usually filled with people who talk more than drink coffee. If there was an item for People Who Talk More Than They Drink Coffee, I think I'd fit in, ha ha!
 
Or maybe number one? Then again, I haven't seen any DVDs in any local Starbucks branch.
 
How about you? Which annoying Starbucks person do you think you are, and which type are you most annoyed with?

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